Tebowla Virus 

The epidemic that is coming to our world on December 21, 2012. All right-handed people of various race and origin will become left-handed virgins.

The Tebowla Virus will mark the end of the world.

Tebowla Virus by Horny The Clown February 11, 2012

trowling 

trowling - squatting above a person's face promoting presentation of one's genitalia in attempt to "bait," or entice, the person with one's male genitalia or one's loose female external genitalia

trowl (verb) - archaic form of troll - to entice fish with bait

"This is called 'trowling'. Unusual? Undoubtedly. Unsanitary? Oh heck yeah. But! It's the kind of compromise that keeps a marriage healthy. Any questions?" - Cherri Wolf, Stangers with Candy (season 2, episode 7)

trowling by Bitch You Heard It!!! November 16, 2013

Tebowlicism 

To worship our Lord and Savior, Timothy Tebow, the creator of Earth and all inhabitants. The recogition that Tim Tebow is in fact Jesus Christ incarnate. Tebow/Jesus being left-handed just goes to show how wrong all you righties have been for 2000+ years.

You can easily convert to Tebowlicism by chopping off your right hand with a butter knife.

Hey Mateo! You see that picturesque Broncos quarterback on the TV box. I think I'm gonna convert to Tebowlicism. Get me a butter knife!

Tebowlicism by Horny The Clown February 11, 2012

Logan Towle 

The coolest guy ever
He is so cool
He gets so many bitches

"OMG IS THAT LOGAN TOWLE?"
"HEIS SO HOT OMG"

Logan Towle by not logan towle April 30, 2022

trowler 

A woman wearing a huge amount of makeup

I bet she put that on with a trowel....

trowler by tb May 6, 2004

Towle 

To be a Towle is to be considered upper class. You are dignified and people respect you. You come from money and will live well. Many of your ancestors are known throughout history and there is a good possibility you will be, too.

"Is she a Towle?"

"Yes, yes she is"

"Then pull out the red carpet!"

Towle by chalado June 16, 2008

trowl  

The mysterious combination of a bowl and a tray when both names could apply, often found at New Age Asian restaurants.

a paper tray that holds food at a cafeteria, yet can also hold soups and other liquids = trowl

Wooden containers at "hip sushi restaurants" that could hold a bowl of noodles or a tray of kebabs = trowl

trowl by thegreathall February 24, 2009