Taboola and Outbrain

The worst ads ever. They tell me I’m fat, bloated, need to ‘flush out my bowels’ have toenail fungus and am a ‘senior’ who needs a walk in bath and a load of insurance and is interested in bullshit about pregnant horses where vets call the police!!!

I hate the internet cos taboola and outbrain mess with peoples’ lives. Oh my daaaaays I haaaaaaaaate the internet!!!!!!!!!!😵💩💩💩💩💩

by Shopoholicxxx May 17, 2023

mushroom tatoo

The mark left by slapping someone across the face with one's flaccid penis. Using an erect penis does not count.

"My yoon left a nice mushroom tatoo on his cheek."

by back iker August 27, 2005

mushroom tatoo

the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis

Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.

by irontwo April 28, 2006

mushroom tatoo

the mark on the cheek after a victim gets slapped with one's penis

Is Sarah having domestic troubles? i noticed her wearing a Mushroom Tatoo the other day.

by irontwo April 27, 2006

tatoob

A rather unsightly tatoo on a boob

I thought I liked her until we went swimming and saw her tatoob.

by DavePD December 31, 2006

Tatooless

Someone with out tatoos.

The bare skin was tatooless.

by wilso024 August 9, 2022

tatoot

a frenchie’s girlfriend

“who’s she?”
“oh, that’s Dennis’s tatoot”

by polio biscuit September 2, 2019