terrisus

Someone who has a chance at intercourse (with his wife perhaps) but would rather be in a non-sexual relationship

"Fuck me!" - Wife
"Sorry, but I'm Terrisus" - Terrisus

by smartie® pants February 15, 2015

Tardisgasm

An orgasm bigger on the inside than it looks on the outside and is so good that it travels back in time and makes previous sex better.

I just had such a tardisgasm that it made last week's sex seem better.

by HotKat April 2, 2011

TARDIS

A TARDIS is a product of the advanced technology of the Time Lords, an extraterrestrial civilisation to which the programme's central character, the Doctor, belongs. A properly maintained and piloted TARDIS can transport its occupants to any point in time and any place in the universe. The interior of a TARDIS is much larger than its exterior ("It's bigger on the inside"), which can blend in with its surroundings using the ship's "chameleon circuit". TARDISes also possess a degree of sentience (which has been expressed in a variety of ways ranging from implied machine personality and free will through to the use of a conversant avatar) and provide their users with additional tools and abilities including a telepathically based universal translation system.

Lets go to the TARDIS.

The TARDIS, Its bigger on the inside.

by The Doctor, The 10th Doctor December 13, 2013

terrise

The cutest Human being in the world and deserves only the best. Super sweet and kind as well as smart and creative

(Love you babe)

Terrise I love you!

by Leo_1111 December 24, 2017

King Trump the Tarrific

Another apt nickname for the barely elected human wrecking ball, the 45th President of the United States.

In his largely distorted, psychotic view of his role in the world, King Trump the Tarrific is righting all of the long-standing economic wrongs by punitively damaging all players via poorly thought out tariffs, largely to show that he can wield power over everyone.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 29, 2019

tardis twat

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.

Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

TARDIS

The TARDIS apart from having the luxury of time travel has an added feature of having an interior of infinate size contained inside a very limited physical space, this is due to the dimentional rift on the boundarys of the TARDIS front doors.
When you enter a TARDIS you are steping out of your reality and into another through the dimentional tear in space.

One disadvanage is, although it has so much space inside theres not much you can fit throught the doors... unless everything is flat-packed (see IKEA)

by Triple J May 7, 2005