To do nothing constructive.
To do a completely half-assed job, usually before a deadline that needs to be met.
To do a completely half-assed job, usually before a deadline that needs to be met.
Sean: "It took me all night to do the fucking English essay man."
Tanner: "Yeah it took me like 20 minutes. It was cake."
Sean: "You mean it was Tannerized."
Tanner: "Fuck you man."
Tanner: "Yeah it took me like 20 minutes. It was cake."
Sean: "You mean it was Tannerized."
Tanner: "Fuck you man."
by Hardparty May 21, 2009
Get the Tannerize mug.The Common North American Trump (Anus Tangerinus), known commonly by the locals as an Orange Arsehole is a large animal, tall but bulbous in the middle with oddly coloured tangerine skin. A wafty wispy plume of light orange hair adorns its head. This plumage has for years intrigued scientists, hair dressers and bloggers alike. No one can agree on its purpose, what it hides, what it signifies or indeed how evolution saw fit to make it that way. The only Anus tangerinus in captivity can be seen at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. It generally comes out of its enclosure once or twice a day. When threatened, Anus tangerinus emits hostile tweets.
The Anus tangerinus generally lives in large white abodes that it fights over with rivals every 4 years.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020
Get the Anus tangerinus mug.Very drunk from an excess of alcohol. A combination of the words: "tanked" + "hammered" = "tankered".
He had way too many shots - he was hangin' on everyone and slurring his words. That kid was tankered.
by madmary February 25, 2009
Get the tankered mug.Tanner has a huge heart for everyone. Tanner has very few friends. He’s the guy who always keeps his head up, but has been pushed down so many times by others that he has a drive like no other. Nobody appreciates him. He’s always been rejected. This made him think he wasn’t good enough. It’s why he got extremely good at everything. Its hard to get Tanner to dislike you. Tanner appreciates everything. He is probably the most attractive person I’ve ever met. He has a perfect body. He is also good at every single sport. He is incredibly fast and has superhuman strength. Tanner is the TOUGHEST person I’ve ever met. Though Tanner hates fighting. If you try to fight him he will destroy you. You will find him practicing for a sport or working out. He will still drop everything for the ones he loves. He has gone through a lot. If you hear someone hate on Tanner it’s probably a lie because he doesn’t have much about him to hate on. He is a freaking genius. He will say things that you think about and remember forever. He knows tons. He’s surprisingly one of the wisest people you’ll meet. He knows lots about everything. He has a lot bringing him down. He’s gotten strong enough to live life and help everyone else first with the knives in his back and the weight stacked. If Tanner shows sadness somethings seriously wrong. He will smile at you with a tear in his eye so you don’t cry. Tanner is great give him a chance.
“Aww, Tanner is so good with little kids.”
“Why does it seem like Tanner is always happy?”
“How in the world does Tanner know all this?”
“Wait Tanner is good at singing too!?!”
“Why does it seem like Tanner is always happy?”
“How in the world does Tanner know all this?”
“Wait Tanner is good at singing too!?!”
by Yoooooooyoooooooo January 8, 2022
Get the Tanner mug.Tanner is the guy anyone can find attractive , mainly because of his unique personality. Hes so sweet, tall, usually found to have brown or blonde hair and has a soft spot with certain people, but he also can get angry and upset easily so watch out. He can be a player at times but he wont if hes with the one he wants
by ghostwriter12 July 13, 2018
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2. Have you heard Tangerine? it's good
3. Tangerine STOP EATING, it's been 3 hrs!
2. Have you heard Tangerine? it's good
3. Tangerine STOP EATING, it's been 3 hrs!
by Coca December 23, 2003
Get the tangerine mug.A Tanner is a man of great magnitude, comparable to the gods themselves. He never ceases to amazing those around him. If there was a book written about his life, it would be split into two sections; before you read his book and after, it’s that life changing. If that book were to go to audio tape, Morgan Freeman would be required to be the narrator. On a scale of one to ten, he is easily a certified twenty. P Diddy wakes up feeling like him. I assure you he is extremely better looking than Mick Jagger, yet he never gets kicked to the curb. Oh, and his moves are far more superior. He has to keep a fence around his house at all times, because no matter what he is making in the kitchen, people all around try to get in his yard, and trust me, it is better than yours. He has a ranch full of baby panda bears, ligers, and humpback whales that he is teaching to perform Hamlet. His intelligence surpasses that of Socrates, Einstein, and Steven Hawking combined. His writing is as elegant as Shakespeare, but as pleasing as Dr. Seuss. If given the choice between eternal happiness and a Krispy Kreme doughnut, he’d take the doughnut because it’s something he doesn’t already have. If his life were a movie, Spielberg, Bay, and Lucas would all direct it. He is often called Superman. Not because he is super humanly strong (though he is very strong) or can fly, but because Kryptonite is his only weakness. If there were one word to describe Tanner, it would be ‘Scrumtrulescent’.
by IhavemetGod December 24, 2011
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