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take a wiz

Barbie can't wait any longer, so she will just take a wiz in the bushes!
by Urination January 4, 2014
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take a crosby

A restroom break, usually 15 minutes or more, in which an employee takes a long, leisurely shit, relishing the fact that it is on company time and he is being paid for it.
"Have you seen Corey? We need to get these orders out today." "He's in the bathroom, taking a crosby."

Man, I am sick of working for this company. Time to go take a crosby.
by Muscoffo August 15, 2015
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take the skinheads bowling

A classic song by Camper Van Beethoven, with (naturally) a somewhat surreal premise, odd lyrics and a funny video, if you can ever get a hold of it.

Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.
Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling....
by Count de Monet May 30, 2011
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lee taeyong

an ethereal man born on july 1, 1995 who is built to perfection, only lacking an ass.
Damn, Lee Taeyong just tried twerking with his non-existent ass and it still turns me the fuck on.
by yutasteeth February 20, 2020
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take off your armor

Medieval sex term for taking off your condom, used in the ye ole days when banging unprotected.
The king said," Take off your armor"
"I like to live dangerously"
by Cheeky Scrubl0rd February 10, 2015
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may i take your hat sir

As one of the greatest philosophers of this generation, Patrick Star, uttered yet another magnificent phrase of wisdom. Growing up in a poor family, Mr. Star was forced to take on many low income jobs, where he must take hats in a dignified and sophisticated manner. The hat in this famous spoken poetry that Mr. Star would take from these men, actually was a symbol that he used to represent the struggle of diligent working men with large families and low income. Mr. Star is currently running for president in the United States presidential election 2016.
"You mean like a weenie? Ok! May I take your hat sir? May I take your HAT, sir? May I tak-"
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