tainted buritto

you fuck a girl in the ass and shortly after she forgets that you had anal sex and sucks your dick

that girl sucked my tainted buritto

by rhett mullinski March 27, 2004

Tainted Vagina-TG

When a otherwise perfectly good piece of Strawberry shortcake gets ruined by a dirty motherfucker. Idealy the dirtiest asshole you know.

Also can refer to Any assortment of STD's gained by a filthy partner in a situation where a moment of weakness took the forefront of the girl. Mental lapse, Ignorance, Menopause, blatant stupidly, period, Desperate, Bipolar, pathological Etc..

Does not necessarily refer to STD's directly but can correlate.

TG/Abbreviation
As you see your poon just got contaminated

Skyyjohn: I knew a fine girl and I really liked this girl good fine looking babe but, she fucked this dirty guy this real dirty guy; now what am I supposed to do I aint hitting that now it's ruined what do you call that?

"They should really make a name for that"

Ex1.0:I just heard that fine girl in class had sex with a fucking Hobo when she got wasted and lost in the streets. "What the fuck am I supposed to do now I was all over that!..." "SHIT!!

Ex1.2:When you meet a beautiful Good girl and you narrowly miss her and she ends up having sex with the dirty motherfucker that you hate The relationship goes nowhere and you can finally get on that but, now...would you?

TAINTED VAGINA-TG
You really wanted that....

by VEHEMENTBLACK October 13, 2011

tainted glove

A used condom.

---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.

---Eww.

by palabrajot October 12, 2010

Tainted Soldier

When you take a handful of sweat from between your balls and your ass and slap it on your partner’s face like war paint.

My partner said that the sexual maneuver was too risky so I gave her a tainted soldier and called her my warrior!

by mrmojorisin880 February 26, 2019

pink tainted goop

Your nut when its been cut off and exposed

Did you see that pink tainted goop?!
Ah! Heck!

by DyrEducation August 15, 2018

Tainted

The in-between of being buzzed and drunk. Its a more accurate way of describing being tipsied.

m1- I am not drunk but I'm not buzzed either... what am I?
m2- Bro you are tainted.

by floridalyfe September 15, 2011

Tainted Childhood

A drink composed of Jones Blue Bubblegum soda and vodka. So named because the soda itself tastes like nostalgia; therefore, adding the vodka takes your childhood memories and twists them into alcoholic form.

Last night I drank a delicious Tainted Childhood, and then felt my innocence being slowly killed.

by sourfruit April 7, 2011