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Dem-Titties 

Something you should show me, or anyone willing to ask to see.
"Hey you, show me Dem-Titties!"

You Answer: Lift all upper Garments sos to not obstruct the view of Dem-Tittties.
Dem-Titties by squirrel :D December 26, 2011

saggy titties 

Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.
"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"

"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"

black titties 

An extraordinarily exciting, unique, or awesome thing. A descriptive addition to tits or titties.
Jeff: "I finally got my new graphics card in the mail and installed it!"
Rob: "Is it tits?"

Jeff: "It's 6 black titties dude you gotta see it."
black titties by buddgaf May 30, 2017

skillet titties 

Breasts that have huge,black areolas the size of throw rugs and resemble well seasoned cast iron skillets.Commonly found on Afro-Americans,Hindis,Pakis,central and south american women.
You just know Oprah has them big ole skillet titties.
skillet titties by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011

big ol titties 

When the titties are just too plump and big to handle, these are known as big ol titties. These are the perfect titties for motorboating
Person 1- Damn!! that girl over there has some really 'big ol titties!! '

Person 2- Yeah!! I'd love to motorboat them!!

titties is out 

Don't say my cars topless, say the titties is out.
titties is out by Anonymous July 14, 2003