n. tabletop

A perpetrator of Ultimate Sad Acts.
An Ultimate Sad Act or USA (yes, I note the satiric possibilities of this happy acronymic accident) qualifies as an insignificant sycophantic deed committed in the hope of endearing oneself to another person

"Kerry is being a true tabletop: she's thinking of buying a new kettle despite the fact that this one works perfectly well merely because Joe doesn't like the colour"

by satania April 11, 2005

Tabletoparoosky

Verb,

The act of placing a man on a table on his back, and doing him in the ass while sucking his dick. It is often referred to as the move that is easily worth breaking the most expensive table in the world to do.

Guy 1: Wow, that tabletoparoosky was crazy!

Guy 2: Yeah, it was definelty worth breaking your solid gold, diamond encrusted table!

by Thenaughtysailor October 23, 2011

table top

An innocent bystander is standing up. Someone gets on their hands and knees behind them and another person pushes them maknig them fall on their ass.

Mike got table topped and fell on his ass.

by Joe March 1, 2005

hardcore tabletopping

To have sex on a public or personal table where food may be served.

"Did you see the skid marks on the picnic table at the park?"
"My parents went hardcore tabletopping last night at the park.."
"Thas nasty."

by Anton Jacobb April 11, 2015

table top ass

When a girls ass defies gravity by resembling a table top. Can be catagorized by size. Ex: breakfast-nook ass/ Nook-ass, 4-seater, 8-seater, banquet-sized.

Dammmmmn, if that girls table top ass gets any bigger she is gonna have to add another leg to hold that shit up!

by blondiemclicious February 6, 2012

tabletpc

Noun. A notebook PC that lets a user flip the screen around and lay it down on the keyboard so they can use a pen to navigate about the computer's GUI and write or take notes directly on the screen using their own handwriting.

I just bought the Toshiba Portege Tablet PC. It's okay, but I wish it had a Centrino Bundle at 2.0Ghz instead of a crappy Pentium 3 at 1.33ghz. And 802.11G. And 4 USB2.0 ports instead of 2. and I want it to be half as thin. And weigh half as much. Is that asking too much?

by Aaron September 13, 2003

Gettysburg Tabletopper

A sex move in which you do a girl on her back on a table. Then, when you are about to jizz, you flip the table and jizz onto the pile of table and injured girl.

Then, you yell "Sic Semper Tyrannis" and run out the door, preferably breaking you ankle as you go..

Girl: Oh my gosh! What happened to your leg?
Guy: Oh, I went on a date last night and gave my girl a Gettysburg Tabletopper.
Girl: You asshole.

by BTLighting February 22, 2011