twankery

The act of twittering, or updating ones Facebook status with messages that lack any form of useful information and provide no value to their recipients.

Literally, Twitter wankery.

Examples of use:

"Dude that was pure twankery"

"I apologise to my followers for all my recent twankery, I'm a total twanker."

Examples of Twankery:

"My dinner is yummy"

"I'm watching The Sopranos"

"mmm ... beer"

"So sick of my haircut now"

by Speculator February 16, 2010

toonker

its a fat person who thinks there strong and buys themselves small clothing so there fat makes there arms look big(in other words Nye)

Hey David your a toonker

by TheToonkerAssociation May 23, 2014

Clapped bloody twanker

A guy who once disrespected Kote, Varvara, Anastasia and Gio. They are now the enemy of the world

You’re a clapped bloody twanker (in British accent)

by Super peng leng trio + Gio July 29, 2022

twinker

One who provides valuable goods to youth esp. beginning players of a game

"DanMan34's a total fucking twinker."

by David Allison August 21, 2003

twinker

the receiver in anal sex between a consensual homosexual couple involving a fairy and a bear.

When asking questions about his relationship with his boyfriend, david beckham claimed he was the twinker of the couple.

by beargirl August 25, 2009

Twinker

Someone who is both a twink and a tweaker

He does drugs and he likes it up the ass, he’s a twinker.

by Magictropics October 31, 2020

twunker

This is when a person exhibits behaviour of three distinc types. In this case a Twat a Cunt and Wanker.

"hey there goes the boss"
"yeah he is a complete twunker!"
"yeah he is ha ha"

by hypno March 16, 2004