pretentious twaddle

the manner in which some people demonstrate their worth to mankind by making sure that everyone in the room knows that they something special, have survived a bad hair day, or know more than their teachers, employers, parents, friends or anyone else

The conversations I over heard at the "happy hour" were dominated by the pretentions twaddle of college girls who should know better.

by dp916 February 14, 2004

taddin

A huge flaming homosexual who bathes with his other siblings

Dude, that taddin annoys the hell out of me because he made out with his brother in the shower.

by CockBoy111 November 15, 2011

twaddle

A word meaning nonsensical or meaningless talk.

Enough of this idiotic twaddle! If I wanted to hear a load of bullshit, I'd be watching C-SPAN!

by weltkieg December 12, 2003

Twaddleable

Fuckable.

Kevin: Damn mate, he looking twaddleable..
Andreas: You're gay?

by pvpcrafterz January 30, 2019

Twaddlt

The age between a teenager and an adult (16-18)

Like a tween

Oh you’re a twaddlt

by RainbowHufflepuff69 December 24, 2020

twiddlevision

Anything on the television that may arouse a female.
Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.

Wife: "Aren't you going to watch men's beach volleyball with me?"
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."

by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

twaddleberries

Residual toilet paper, unintentionally stuck to the female genitalia

When preparing to give Missy oral pleasure, Brian discovered she was infested with twaddleberries!

by Lizology February 22, 2007