by yo mamma November 14, 2003
who the fuck said that money was the root of all evil it clearly is NOT, TV is the root of all evil. well known fact.
by TV sucks February 19, 2005
Short for "time vacumn", because a television —and any other devise with a screen, such as computers, portable video games, cell phones, etc.— tend to suck your time away without you noticing.
"Sorry I'm late for our wedding, honey. I sat down in front of the TV and didn't see the time pass".
"But Larry ... you don't HAVE a TV!"
"Oh, yeah. I meant my digital camera. I was taking pictures of my penis to get you hot for our honeymoon, and I couldn't stop retouching myself"
"But Larry ... you don't HAVE a TV!"
"Oh, yeah. I meant my digital camera. I was taking pictures of my penis to get you hot for our honeymoon, and I couldn't stop retouching myself"
by wordbird June 29, 2006
by EB January 28, 2005
What idiots watch if they have nothing better to do, or just don't care and are lazy. Commonly known for having nothing interesting on. If you want good viewing, go on YouTube or something. Just don't get your brains sucked out by this garbage.
Guy 1: Hey, we're gonna go to an awesome party tonight. You in?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm watching TV.
Guy 1: Fine then, whatever.
-LATER-
Guy 2: Durrrr.... durrrr... durrr.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Guy 2: Nah, I'm watching TV.
Guy 1: Fine then, whatever.
-LATER-
Guy 2: Durrrr.... durrrr... durrr.... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
by Ghizza Gazza August 14, 2008
The object that has divorced couples and families for centuries.
Tv is Satan’s hand-made object
Don’t buy a tv
Tv is Satan’s hand-made object
Don’t buy a tv
by u wish u were me :) October 24, 2023
by James Grimmer June 11, 2004