Tuggles McTugTug

The creepy fat balding man that sits alone in parks and watches women and children.

"Honey, pick up the frisbee."

"I can't. Every time I bend over, Tuggles McTugtug there gets a whopping stiffy."

by bonersandcake July 12, 2012

Rug Tugger

When someone grabs a chicks pubic hair (rug) and gently tugs on it.

Allen is a rug tugger,he got really drunk in the club and tugged on some chicks rug while dancing.. she was not happy.

by mrFate December 23, 2008

muddy tugger

When feces is used for a had job.

I stink because that dirty stupid bitch gave me a muddy tugger last night.

by John Bigsack October 1, 2017

PUG TUGGER

A Sexual deviant who can only get off while masturbating to pictures of Pugs.

The judge at the dog show was caught in the men's room masturbating to pictures of pugs. Ever since then, he has been known as the PUG TUGGER!!

by bagizba August 1, 2009

Tugger

The name of Russell Crowe's best friend, who is actually a tugboat that was shown on that episode of South Park.

Russell Crowe: You gotta save him doc. Tugger! He's me best friend! The only friend in the world who would...

Doctor: He's going to live but...

Russell Crowe: Oi! Don't you interrupt me, you v-gina! I was giving a heart-wrenching soliloquy about me feelings for Tugger!

Doctor: Sorry.

by Michael2 December 30, 2005

Tugger Robinson

A gold digger with a penchant for tugging unceremoniously on the penis of a nervous English gentleman she picked up at an airport. As the tuggee, he now visits her regularly and together they spend time in the largest cave in Northern Ireland.

Tugger Robinson watched him undress through the clear glass toilet door, her hands sweaty and clenched, ready for the tug. This had not been what the Discovery Channel film crew were expecting when they signed up to do a one off Australian Gold Hunters Irish special. Losses were later recouped through adding a chicka-wow-wow sound track and uploading the video (misappropriated as nugget porn) to the internet.

by Sharkey & Bubbles August 29, 2023

Choade Tugger

One who regularly, due to the lack of ability to score with the ladies, pulls at their short, fat penis for self indulgence. It may also refer to someone who 'tugs' at their genitals in some vain attempt to extend their sad excuse of a penis.

Guy 1: I can't believe that Lindsay is dating Tom.
Guy 2: I know! Tom is such a fat fuck. She must be a choade tugger.

Fuck, Brian. You're such a choade tugger.

by coastmonkey August 22, 2008