Tarp party

A room full of people drinking fucking sucking pissing shitting spitting licking eating. To protect the house a tarp is laid down. Hence "a tarp party"

That wild hippy woman just pissed on me from across the room, so thank god its a tarp party!

by Karl Winter July 14, 2016

Peel Tarp

Taking off your shirt with the boys

The boys went down to M street Beach, it was so hot out everyone wanted to peel tarp

by Pistol July 17, 2018

Laying Tarp

The act of laying down a tarp out of necessity after having not ejaculated for an exuberant amount of time. So much stored semen results, that if one didn't lay aforementioned tarp it would result in either nocturnal emissions or property damage.

Eric: Dude, I haven't jacked off in like a week...I think tonight's the night.
Pat: Well man if this is anything like Bukkake Sunday you better be laying tarp.
Eric: Yea man, I want to get back my security deposit too.

by Taintlover February 4, 2010

Tharpie

The delicate act of 69ing a slut while her dog licks peanut butter out of your grundle.

Guy 1: "So, did you end up scoring that whore who was all over you last night?"

Guy 2: "Totally, she brought me back to her place and we tharpied!"

Guy 1: "Coo....wait, what?! You let her dog in on the act?

Guy 2: " Yeah bro! I wasn't about to let the pussy have all the attention."

by Vegas Buddy October 15, 2009

shame tarp

A free shirt given away as SWAG by marketers of which you should feel shame for accepting, and especially for wearing

Did you see the shame tarp that neck bearded whiskey tango was wearing? It must have been Quintuple-XL.

by flank3d October 20, 2008

TARPaulin Parachute

A specific type of golden parachute which refers to executives who receive a disproportionately large reward, bonus or bailout despite being painfully incompetent at their job to tragic ends and use said reward in irresponsible ways.

This is most accurately directed at executives in the finance industry who received money from the TARP act intended to save the economy and, instead, used it irresponsibly.

In parts of the US, pronounced "tar-POLE-ee-in bailout."

Man, can you believe those fuckers at Citibank? Got a TARPaulin parachute and pissed it away on interior decorating, hookers and blow. Get the pitchforks and torches, I feel an old-school populist rage coming on.

by ghost_brigade February 8, 2009

Tarpeggios

Tar-peh-jEE-OHs A cappella virtuosos that perform on college campuses with high energy, a

tight sound, and fresh swag, without acting like another conceited cockypella group.

Example: Damn! Did you just see that group perform that sexy a cappella arrangement

of “Candy Man?!” Their soloists did full choreography in 6’’ heels! That’s some

Tarpeggios swag.

by Pseudohangle343 June 22, 2016