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toasted clit

When a female's clitoris absorbs an excessive amount of heat from friction during intercouse, usually a result of savage coitus
During intercourse:
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"
by Clitsy Normas November 19, 2014
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Lap Toast

Dead skin left on your lap/genital surroundings, usually after receiving oral sex from a person in the "peeling stage" of a sunburn.
The only problem with getting a bj from Sunburned Sally was the amount of lap toast she left after she was done.
by ThatsJustWeird August 18, 2012
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toaster bath

The act of committing suicide by electricuting yourself from using a toaster (or other household electrical device) whilst in the bath.
I'm so depressed I have an overwhelming desire to have a toaster bath
by Nikolai Zherkezhi April 18, 2007
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the brave little toaster

The Brave Little Toaster is an 80s animated movie that tells the story of five old appliances (a toaster, an electric blanket, a vacuum, a lamp, and a radio) on a quest to find Rob, their Master.
The film has four songs: "City of Light", "Like a B-Movie", "Cutting Edge", and "Worthless".

Although the film was well recieved by critics, some parents found several scenes in the movie too intense for younger viewers. In addition, parents also objected to a picture of a nude woman that was on screen for about a second. She has since been covered with a swimsuit.

This was the first animated film to be shown at Sundance Film Festival.

The movie has two sequels, "The Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars" and "The Brave Little Toaster to the Rescue".
I was eager to show my young cousin The Brave Little Toaster, but unfortunatly, I lost my copy.
by musical_fan February 20, 2007
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Toast Racking

A private schoolboy initiation/humiliation, where the 'newbie' is pinned down and a piece of hot toast is inserted in between the buttocks.
Hey Dean, let's give Matt a toast racking tonight when the caretaker is asleep...
by patcher in the eye July 9, 2015
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Commit toaster bath

its killing yourself by dropping a toaster into your bathtub
P1: " i got a 37 on the math test imma commit toaster bath"
P2: "no bro dont"
P1: "tell that to my grade"
by Spookman123 September 21, 2018
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toaster ass

When someone's ass is so flat and shapeless, that it has the boxed, flat, dull appearance of a toaster.
Guy 1: That girl's ass is so lame...
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got a toaster ass!
by Naws!!! June 7, 2016
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