fun times

usually used sarcastically to describe a difficult or trying time

"I had three essay finals to complete in one weekend... Fun times."

by goldenrule October 16, 2020

Tide pod

A delicious snack perfect for any occasion.

Girl: Hey did you hear Sam's having a party?
Guy: Pfft gay. I'm not going.
Girl: But he's got tide pods and--
Guy: Get the keys.

by The Realest Bitch 🔥🔥🔥 January 5, 2018

hens with ties

A codeword for hentai. You say it so your friends or parents don't know that you watch an anime teenager plow his little sister. Also how does every teenager male have a six pack? I mean come on...

"Hey dude, lets watch hens with ties!" "Oh god no... not him..."

by Prince_Kijigo May 25, 2017

tide pod

it clean'
It Sofen
But MOst IMportant
IT PUT U IN A COFFIN

tide pods make u oof

by Gobbler_King January 27, 2018

Southern Tide

Preppy southern brand worn mostly south of the Mason-Dixon line commonly worn by frat bros, and southern college prep school goers.

"Sweet southern tides bro"

by Carlyle Johnson March 4, 2012

tires don exits

The phrase "Tires don exits", usually a deliberate misspelling of "tiers don't exist", is an inside joke among the Smash community. One day, a disgruntled member of Smash World Forums posted a message in the Melee discussion rooms stating why he thought tier lists were invalid. The topic was "Tires don exits" (sic). It has since become a community joke and can be seen on the various tier-list posts at SWF. SWF administrator Scav later used this as his custom title, further popularizing the saying.

Guy 1: "20xx is here"
Guy 2: "Dood, tires don exits"

by Piscine September 20, 2016

Timesuck

Timesuck is the name of a podcast hosted by comic Dan Cummins who does an irreverent and well-researched deep-dive on one listener-suggested subject every Monday on anything that’s interesting. Past topics include: The Golden State Killer, Spartacus, Area 51, The Knights Templar, the Jim Jones Cult, Doc Holliday, Joan of Arc, Slenderman, the Salem Witch Trials, and the Bermuda Triangle. Episode is also full of inside jokes, crazy characters, and a respectable amount of profanity.

On Monday’s I always suck hard when the Master Suckers drops a new Timesuck.

by Hrylander September 7, 2018