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Thong Bonus

When a waitress receives a greater tip because her thong is showing out the top of her pants.

In related circumstances, it can actually work in reverse and punish those who shouldn't be in a thong.
Al: “I just gave the waitress a $7 tip off a $10 bill, even though it took forever.”

Ricky: “Why?”

Al: “Because I could see she was wearing a pink G-string and I saw it heading down the crack of her tight ass when she bent over…had to give her the thong bonus.”

Ricky: “Totally.”
by Louisiana Gold March 9, 2009
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Blame-a-thon

Game played by nation´s decision makers and Big Business every time that occurs a major catastrophe.
What individuals play when avoiding responsibility for a failed relationship.
Energy giant BP and the other companies involved with the catastrophic Deepwater Horizon oil spill — Transocean and Halliburton — has dodged responsibility for the accident by repeatedly blaming the others... what a Blame-a-thon.

Have you tried to go back with Mary?
No way... she is playing Blame-a-thon.
by rperazag May 15, 2010
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Tamone is a kindhearted hunan being.
by tae_bae June 7, 2018
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Rally Thong

Aubrey Huff's (San Francisco Giants baseball player) lucky red thong (for men).

Originally a gag gift from his wife, he wore it during the final months of the season, leading up to a World Series victory.

Really, it is a play on rally hats and the rally monkey.
OMG, the Giants are losing! We need put on our Rally Thongs right now!
by sanjuro_kurosawa November 9, 2010
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Kung thong

An Australian term for taking off one of your thongs or double pluggas and slapping the dickhead who pissed you off across the face with it
" Touch my drink again cock and Ill kung thong your face!"
by lockie0069 September 6, 2011
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chump-a-thon

A event that sucks arse, usually involving chumps.
man, that party last night was a real chump-a-thon
by Macca J October 27, 2007
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open thong

A tiny, crotchless thong which frames pussy in a window between thin bands of lacy material. Some types have a fine thread of pearls running from the top of the 'window' between the girl's pussylips. This thread connects to the waist band at the base of the spine. Another type has a feather attached to stimulate the clitoris. Open thongs are often decorated with semi-precious jewels, pearls, diamante, lace or sequins.
Her idea of heaven was to be knickerless, to strut her stuff wearing just an open thong under her tight red miniskirt. It was a sure-fire way of getting cocks and sperm.
by O'Flagherty January 6, 2008
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