Therapist

Normally known as a registered doctor who treats physiological issues within yourself, a Therapist is also known as “The Rapist”.

When used as “The Rapist”, the appropriate context to use it would be to describe a sexually-centered individual.

Also can be used interchangeably with perverted.

Note that this could make a wonderful inside joke around individuals unaware of the true meaning of "Therapist".

Girl 1: "Ooh, girl, you know that all that boy ever thinks about is sex!"

Girl 2: "Yeah, he's a therapist!"

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Guy 1: "That chick keeps on smacking my butt every day she sees me!"

Guy 2: "Yo, that's because she's a freaking therapist!"

by WowzerzGurl November 20, 2010

Therapist

Someone rich betas and hoes pay tons of money to tell them sweet lies

After getting fucked and dumped by hundreds of guys, Angel has been visiting a therapist to make her feel she's special.

by Chaxxx February 23, 2019

Therapist

The weird smug woman who thinks she knows it all, because of some bullshit licensures that now make her talk out of her ass to hand out bs embellished labels. Usually a fucktard sophomaniac you can find spitting out labels so you'll be illusioned she's a genius with her bs rhetoric almost like a cult leader to fuck with your mind.

Therapist "You are disilllioned. Client "No, weird lady just bitter from you idiots. Therapist " You are non compliant."

by Egosdeathdoor March 30, 2022

Therapist

What girl calls the guy she really likes and will eventually be with but calls him that so that they can constantly talk

Girl: oh yea he's my therapist that why I'm always texting him

by C nemur March 17, 2019

Therapist

That one crazy lady who listens to my excuses

Help, my therapist keeps talking!

by Animagis December 11, 2020

Therapist

A therapist is someone who charges what a highly educated lawyer would charge to listen to you talk. Nothing more, nothing less. Within 3 sessions you will be told you have a mental disorder. You will leave each session feeling worse because a therapist creates a mountain out of a molehill. They have to so you will keep going back to pay them $185 per hour. You will always be just another day at the office to them and they will sleep good at night. Biggest scam ever! Save your money!

After I cussed my therapist out in an email she informed me the therapeutic relationship was really damaged and trust could not be restored.

by maggie0285 March 7, 2021

Therapist

The only person keeping me from kermitting Suicide.

Shoutout to Lance, you're the best therapist

by UnHomo May 19, 2021