Cats in the porta potty

Its a cat in a porta potty what else is there?

BRO there’s some fucking cats in the porta potty look at this!

by Mygrandfatherkilledhitler December 7, 2021

The Porta Potty Blumpkin

When one receives fellatio while defecating in a portable restroom or other rustic lavatory.

While at the Grateful Dead Concert, Hoover gave me The Porta Potty Blumpkin, also known as a hippie blowie shitbomb.

by Incontenencia Buttocks May 22, 2018

the postal service

A band thats just like Death Cab For Cutie, only a lot poppier.

14 year old teenybopper: OMFG HAVE YOU HEARD THAT SONG SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS ON MTV IT IS LIKE SOOO GOOD AND THE BEAT IS SOOO CATCHY THE POST OFFICERS ARE LIKE MY FAVORITE BAND EVER!!!!

by me December 31, 2004

The Postal Dood

Some guy who went postal on the ass of the town of Paradise. He was then taeken to Hell and ræpd by Satan. He then saw Cassandra Lynn's tits, but he then was blinded by Satan. TPD then kild satan and left hell. he then saw cassandra lynn (again) then was killed by Satan!!! He then woak up and ate Satan's massive cock.

TPD: What?
Satan: HAHAHAHA, The Postal Dood!
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by DagothUrDoomGuy January 14, 2010

The Postal Worker

The Postal Worker: When a guy shoots his load in the girls ass crack (sealing the envelope) smacks her ass (placing the stamp) and pushes her out of bed (sending it off).

The bitch kept farting in bed so I had to give her The Postal Worker to get her out of there!

by dday85304 May 12, 2011

The Portage Double-Knocker

When you hit someone in the testicles, in which they fall you give them the Titanium Teabag

I gave that dude that walked in The Portage Double-Knocker. He deserved it.

by 11NSM94 July 23, 2011

The PortlaoiseBadger

When a drunken man proceeds to climb on top of a vending machine and insert a microphone into his rectum

Albert on his way home from a drunken escapade decided to mount a vending machine and carry out The PortlaoiseBadger

by Nigerian Hurricane August 30, 2021