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Nikola Tesla

In a phrase Nikola Tesla > Charlie Sheen, Nyan Cat, Chuck Norris, and any other so-called win people added, then raised exponentially to the power of a googolplex. This dude invented the polyphase alternating current system, fluorescent lighting, had OCD (especially with the number 3), caused an earthquake, might have invented a time travel machine but blueprints destroyed in lab fire, was the true inventor of radio, helped develop a necessary logic gate called an "AND" gate, and lots more. The best thing he did though, was invent the epic win Tesla Coil.
Nikola Tesla was far more influential on out lives than Edison, yet he gets only a paragraph, if any in textbooks. Nikola Tesla = WIN. And sadly he's dead and asexual. He's also somewhat hot.
by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 16, 2011
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The Satanic Temple

An Atheistic group with the goal of fighting for religious freedom by ensuring the government doesn't give special treatment to one religion over another. Despite what the name implies, they do not worship, much less believe in, Satan. They merely view Satan as a symbol of the opposition.

They are very progressive in their ideology and value compassion and reason over doctrine. They do not believe in anything supernatural.

Tenets:

One should strive to act with compassion and empathy toward all creatures in accordance with reason.

The struggle for justice is an ongoing and necessary pursuit that should prevail over laws and institutions.

One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.

The freedoms of others should be respected, including the freedom to offend. To willfully and unjustly encroach upon the freedoms of another is to forgo one's own.
Beliefs should conform to one's best scientific understanding of the world. One should take care never to distort scientific facts to fit one's beliefs.

People are fallible. If one makes a mistake, one should do one's best to rectify it and resolve any harm that might have been caused.

Every tenet is a guiding principle designed to inspire nobility in action and thought. The spirit of compassion, wisdom, and justice should always prevail over the written or spoken word.
As a member of The Satanic Temple, I believe we should be compassionate to others and help those in need without expecting anything in return.
by ZenB22 December 23, 2019
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temiloluwa

Temiloluwa is a Nigerian Name, common among the Yoruba Tribe of Nigeria.

It can also be written as Teminioluwa
It simply means I am God's own.

I can also mean I am for God.

Nickname Temmy
Temiloluwa is my very good friend

Temmy and I are sisters
by Lady Lolu July 19, 2018
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Crime Template

A preconceived perception on the part of police investigators and detectives of a crime scenario or phenomenon based on past cases in which investigators became aware of a new type of scenario or phenomenon that was previously unknown to them but reaveal, being applied to a current case with similar elements and assumed to be identical to previous cases based on

past cases, statistics, personal assumptions, public opinion, hunches and other factors and then persued as such without objectivity or taking into account that although seeming similar the scenario may not be identical.
The police used a crime template to determine that when a child is killed in the home it's always the parents that are the killers due to statistics.
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Temiloluwa

Temiloluwa is usually a female and is extremely beautiful, she is even more beautiful when she rocks her natural beauty...
Anyone who is Temiloluwa is a multi tasker, and business oriented.
She is an optimist with a good heart and a good lover even though she has been heart broken several times.
You don't want to mess with anyone who is Temiloluwa because they don't take shit from anyone and they never pretend. You will know when they like you or not...

If your girlfriend is a Temiloluwa, love, respect and show her off, then you will enjoy her to the fullest.
My girlfriend is just too beautiful, her name is Temiloluwa.

Temiloluwa is my best friend, she is so nice and caring. Even if you offend Temiloluwa, she might act like she doesn't care but she does deep down
by Real Anna February 3, 2020
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Teslatard

Annoying Tesla whiteknights who will get out of their way to tell you how much of a moron you are for not driving a Tesla aka "an electric car". Generally, you'll find them across the Internet boasting about how perfect Elon's car company is, refusing any form of constructive criticism and shading everybody that doesn't drive a Tesla even though they haven't either. Their mind is extremely undimensional, thinking that Tesla is the only company that makes electric cars while also being disrespectful to other people who drive non-Tesla electric cars.
To prove that they've spend their money intelligently, Teslatards who actually own one of Elon's models will milk every single feature they know about their car through short videos posted on Social Media and let's not forget that ego-filling hipster attitude to finish off the look!
Teslatard- "My Tesla Model 3 can do more things than your boring gas car. It's better in EVERY WAY! Do you have 2 trunks? NO! Do you have a massive screen? NO! Do you have electric doors? N.."
Normal Person - "Understandable. Have a nice day, Teslatard."
by xenOER September 28, 2020
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BMW-Tesla combination

Its a term used by „real people“ (actors) in chevy comercials to describe a shitty chevy malibu without tags.
Sheryl: It looks like a BMW-Tesla combination.
Mahk: Sheryl are you high right now?
by znajid June 3, 2020
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