Tardis

Not to be confused with the TARDIS, Tardis was the very first ruler of Gallifrey. He/She cultivated the very first TARDIS and got lost on his/her first test run of it. The TARDIS was named after him/her.

Tardis: Hey, I'm Tardis.

by TardisCatTwo October 26, 2019

TARDIS

1. Acronym: Time And Relative Dimension In Space
2. Noun: Time machine owned by the Doctor which appears as a little police box on the outside, but is a pocket dimension on the inside

Where to next? The TARDIS can take us anywhere!

by BoraxNumber8 May 3, 2023

Tardis

Politically incorrect slang for retard, often used in its place by people trying to circumvent the repercussions of using the original word.

Clive was acting retarded, so Pete called him a Tardis.

by DrWhom69 March 3, 2025

Tardis

Tardis is my illegitimate love child who happens to be a lil’ touched in the head…

“Tardis!!! Look alive ‘cuz right now you’re just a trip Dr. Who…”

by Pushmataha April 29, 2025

TARDIS Jacked

Someone who posts Doctor Who related things on a thread that has nothing to do with Doctor Who. Also someone who steals TARDISes.

Person: That fangirl TARDIS jacked the Twilight board!
Fangirl: STFU, I'm sick of hearing about sparklepires.
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The Doctor: That bitch just TARDIS jacked me!

by Tantrauma January 12, 2009

tardis twat

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.

Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

TARDIS F-Class

TARDIS Fail-Class. Going through all of time and space failing. Used when someone fails spectacularly or does something particularly stupid.

Being unable to pronounce the word surveillance properly, Muffy was said to have a TARDIS F-Class

by MostCommonLastName February 26, 2010