T.I.T's

An acronym for Taste In Tunes. Many women have misinterpreted this as the slang for female breasts and thus mistakenly perceived the man as a pig, when he was actually trying to convey what excellent musical taste she has.

Charles: "What are you listening to?"
Binky: "The Cure."
Charles: "I say, nice T.I.T's."
Binky: "Thank you, care to join me for a drink of absinthe in Budapesh?"
Charles: "I'd be jolly delighted to, Binky."

by Davyan August 28, 2007

T.T.P.S

The Trinidad and Tobago Police Service or TTPS is the law enforcement agency of Trinidad and Tobago. It has been in operation for over 200 years.

ABBY RUN THE T.T.P.S WILL GET YOU

SAID SAMMY

by ABBY SCIUTO June 1, 2021

T.I.T.S

acronym for this is the shit. which is used by extremelley cool people when they find something good

omg hitting my head on a speaker is definatly not T.I.T.S

by Ryan "the fucking gun" August 23, 2007

B.S.T.T

When the male scrotum becomes pasted to the inner thigh due to an excess amount of perspiration, acting as an adhesive (Balls Stuck To Thigh)

We have been is this car all day i am starting to get B.S.T.T real bad.

by Maximilian III January 17, 2008

T.I.T.S.

Time In The Saddle. As in bicycle saddle, but can also mean motorcycle or horse "saddle".

#1. Nothing cures a hangover like some T.I.T.S.
#2. Hey man there's nothing like T.I.T.S. to bring you out of that funk, seriously.

#3. My taint is all chewed up from all the T.I.T.S. I've been getting.

by oprfcc January 13, 2010

T.E.T's

Tough Economic Times

"Man these T.E.T's are really killing me. My income went from 99,000,000 to only
98,999,900. How am I going to feed my family?"

by Steve Berra March 6, 2009

P.T.T.P.S.D.

Post Traumatic Toilet Paper Stress Disorder.
That moment after you start pooping and then realize there is no tp in the bathroom.

I contracted P.T.T.P.S.D. after dropping a duece and discovered there was no tp in the stall.

by insanemailman April 12, 2014