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Sit Down, Switch It Off

Person 1: *stands up with phone in hand*
Mr David: SIT DOWN, SWITCH IT OFF!!!
Person 1: *melts*
by The All Seeing Mr David March 8, 2019
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The Squits

Terrible diarrhea that takes the form of a chunky, hot liquid gushing from your anus. May be caused by a horrific stomach bug, killer disease or vindaloo. Often accompanied by stomach cramps and a sinking feeling of hopelessness.

Not to be confused with explosive diarrhea which erupts with force, the squits are more of a steady trickle.

If you have the squits you will need to confine yourself to the toilet for at least 24 hours armed with a good supply of toilet paper, some Gatorade (for rehydration purposes) and some porno to stop yourself getting bored during the long shitting sessions.
Man: Hey Tony, where have you been for the last week?

Tony: Oh yeah, I came down with a terrible case of the squits. My arse feels like a tattered sleeve from all the wiping.

Man: Ew.
by tonymcguff May 14, 2010
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Suit and Tie

When one is dressed to the nines, preferably in a suit and tie, and is obviously on their A-game.

When you're feeling and looking your absolute best.

Coined by Justin Timberlake and his 2013 single, "Suit and Tie".
Breion: "Yo Devaughn, What's poppin'?"

Devaughn: "You know it's good, son 'cuz I be on my suit and tie."
by RemJems January 14, 2013
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Nintendo Switch Online

A horribly-handled online service for the Nintendo Switch.
John: "Quick! Give me a way to waste my money!
Jack: "Nintendo Switch Online"
John: "Works for me"
by VinMannie September 19, 2018
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giggle switch

Colloquialism for the selector lever on a select-fire firearm or safety on an automatic weapon, which engages the mechanical safety, semi-automatic fire, or automatic fire/3 round burst. Switching to automatic fire and putting streams of lead downrange is well known to elicit giggles of joy from anyone who grew up playing video games or watching GI Joe/The A-Team.
1) Private Joe Snuffy flipped the giggle switch on his M-249 for the first time, and laughed maniacally as he engaged the pop-up targets on his qualification range.

2) Rangemaster: "Flip that giggle switch and give 'er a whirl

Trainee: "heh heh heh . . ." *BRRRRRRRRAP!*
by DoomsdayJesus October 2, 2013
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Goose Suit

"they're goosed a bit", "they're in goose suits"
by F. Aggot July 6, 2021
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follow suit

"The Millers aren't going to the wedding, I think we should follow suit."
by Polo April 20, 2007
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