Swagless

a person who has no ounce of swag within their being. totally devoid of any swag.

hey you know that arnie kid? his totally swagless!
unlike rufaro

by swaggiest September 22, 2011

swagless

of or possessing no dollar-sign WAG, incurable...unfortunate

Ryan: Pat, I hear that girl Kelly is swagless
Pat: I know Ryan, damn shame, damn shame.

by DarkpplSteal March 15, 2011

Swagless

The act of having no swag

To be lame, a loser or have no friends

Bruce is swagless

Hannah is a cool dudette, therefore she is not swagless

by moonwalker0000 May 12, 2011

Spoonless

Meaning lack of energy. Commonly used among sufferers of such conditions as EDS to describe how they are feeling.

Oh man, that trip to the shops knackered me, I'm now totally spoonless for the rest of the day.

by sozishere August 30, 2013

swoodles

showing extreme joy over something that is going to or has occured

Karl said swoodles when steph T said she would date him

by p1mpstaH November 29, 2004

Swaggless

Lack of Swagg, or Swagger.
To walk in a Swaggless fashion.

Jazz is so Swaggless, look at the way he walks.

by DoubleT53 May 15, 2011

Swaglessness

1. A term that is used to express the state of one's lack of swag.

2. Usually directed towards immature kids who can't accept the fact that they need to grow up and just idolizes weed, wears expensive brands, obsesses with piercings/tattoos, and boasts about the swagger they never have.

3. The absence of swagfulness

1. Boy: hey girl, whats yo numba?
Chick: fuck off
Boy: fml! WAAAAH! let me blog it on my tumblr!
Friend: wow grow some balls. your swaglessness is hurting my reputation...you know what? im not kicking it with you anymore. pussy.
Boy: WAAAH!

2. Boy: dude i bought my obey cap today at Journeys!

Friend: SWAG!
Friend 2: Swag!
Friend 3: Swaaaag!
Chick: please, you are full of swaglessness

by sbinladen December 16, 2011