Swollbraham Lincoln

Swolbraham Lincoln is another way of declaring yourself to be a true swoll bro, much like 'Tyrannosaurus Flex' or 'MASSachusetts'. Often considered the pinnacle of your bench worship. Reps for Jesus

"Brendan had better be careful he doesn't get too swollbraham Lincoln, he doesn't want to remake the 18th Amendment of the church of iron. Reps for Jesus"

by BrendanIsHench December 6, 2013

Smollet

To manufacture a false reality for the purpose of personal gain

The man is is content to smollet his way through life

by mobo4hoops February 19, 2019

Swoletariat

Absolutely built and cut super Chad gymbro who has a big heart and fights for the working class. The swoletariat is also Antifa and actively fights against homophobia, transphobia, misogyny, colorism, ableism, etc.

Gavin: You’re so built, do you lift bro ?
Baljeet: Nah, I LEFT bro. I’m a swoletariat. Join me in the Revolution ! * flexes right arm while holding the Communist Manefesto with the left arm*

by Based_leftist_bro April 22, 2021

Pulling a Smollett

A metaphone describing the act of falsifying a hate crime against one self for the sake of publicity, personal, and/or financial gain.

Named after actor Jussie Smollett, who was was charged with falsifying a hate crime against himself.

"He vandalized his own car and blamed it on a white supremacist, is he pulling a Smollett?"

by V-Star February 22, 2019

Serial Swiller

One who habitually swills, imbibes, drinks a constant amount of alcohol or other liquid intoxicating beverage.

W.C. Fields was one of the first "proud of it" and "famous for it" serial swillers in film history.

by diogio rome November 27, 2009

head swole

When ones head and or face is swollen. Typically in the morning upon waking the face will be puffy and eyes red and dry. The heads appearance could be fatter. Causes range from allergies, respiratory issues, obesity and more.

Yo my allergies are fucking killing me right now. Woke up this morning with my head swole as fuck.

by Bald Boy May 16, 2022

SwoleJimmy

SwoleJimmy is a man that can lift more than you chug a 5th and mandrop on to your preschool all in 4.20seconds.

SwoleJimmy just ate that whole bag of chicken wtf how.

by SwoleJimmy is my dad July 30, 2019