slizzard

A term used for being intoxicated or drunk. Possible etymology: The common urban tmesis of "izz" inserted into the word "slurred.". Whereas "slurred" would be the indication of being drunk and slurring ones speech. Sl-izz-urred or Sl-izz-ard.

Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink, we do it right, gettin' slizzard

- Far East Movement, "Like a G6"

by HHEB November 2, 2010

slizzard on a goose

Drunk off dat Grey Goose

Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose

by Bp28 June 21, 2007

Slizzard

A sluttly lizard or a very tan almost scaley woman that enjoys sexual acts with all things. Slizzards craw through the bar scene at night or shopping centers during the day. They lie in tanning beds to gather their strength and darken their protective skin-like layer. Slizzards have extremely slow digestion and sometimes will only eat once a week. There diet tends to consist of lettuce and bodily secretions. Slizzards rarely have any personality and tend to be extremely cold-blooded. They tend to congregated together, but cannibalism is common with-in their groups. They like to get intoxicated and then perform acts of extreme perversion with all objects and peoples. Getting slizzarded is just the act of becoming so intoxicated that one begins to replicate the actions of one of these creatures. They are known to carry a myriad of contagious diseases including but not limited to: herpes, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Slizzards tend to be extremely dangerous to men who have not ejaculated recently and should be handled with extreme caution.

Concerned Child - "Mom has been laying by the pool and making eyes at the pool boy, Enrique, also she's already had 7 margaritas. I'm worried she may be getting slizzarded."

Concerned Fraternity Bro - "Hey, I'm worried about Mark, have you seen that thing he's been with lately. It has no personality, doesn't eat, and lays in a tanning bed all day. We never see him at night anymore. I think he may be dating a Slizzard!"

Gay Uncle Tony - "Greg has been acting strange lately. I saw him just the other day with a group of scaley tan women and they kept touching him. I am worried that they're slizzards and they're doing things to him against his will."

by B-Neeze816 August 12, 2012

slizzard

A word you use to say ur drunk

"Got ma partna in da 'lac talkin bout let's go, but I'm still slizzard from da night b4...."
-boyz n da hood-

by flosscarrots September 8, 2008

slizzard

When two girls are scissoring and a dude tries to get in on it.

Dude last night my girlfriend wanted us to have a threesome with this other really hot chick, but when we got home they scissored the whole time and I just spent the whole night tryin to slizzor in on that shit. Damn, I was so down to get slizzard.

by sadpython696 October 16, 2010

get slizzard

being intoxicated by promethazine codeine syrup, also known as sizzurp.

I was chillen and sipping on some sizzurp watching the football game and before I knew I was txtin my boy to get slizzard with me like a g6.

by impeach46 November 15, 2010

slizzard

What you get when you super glue a snake and a lizard together. Most likely resulting in the death of the lizard, unless the lizard is glued near the head of the snake. Don't try this at home (its better to do outside).

I duct taped a snake and a lizard together to make a slizzard.

To make a slizzard you have to superglue them, what you made is a sducklizzard.

Wait, isnt that when you glue a snake, duck, and lizard together?"

No that's a snuckizzard. You retard

by mishae October 23, 2010