The spawn of a shitstorm often seen in the distance before the storm hits. Shitening destroys all it hits.
by ddeckchair May 3, 2010
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Australia's largest city where it takes 3 hrs in bumper-to-bumper traffic to drive the work. If you take the ripp-off toll roads you'll spend well over $20 to possibly do it in 2.5 hrs. The one section of the road where you may get close to doing the speed limit will be covered in pigs with hairdryers. At the end of the week, where you work excessive hours to pay for your tiny million dollar house (or still suffer with your parents as you can't possibly afford one), you might like a drink... That's harder than you think as the venues in the city drop like flies due to fun police enforcing knee-jerk early lockout laws to ensure you go home early on the unreliable irregular public transport like the lemming you are so you can do it all again next week, year after year.
Australia's largest city where it takes 3 hrs in bumper-to-bumper traffic to drive the work. If you take the ripp-off toll roads you'll spend well over $20 to possibly do it in 2.5 hrs. The one section of the road where you may get close to doing the speed limit will be covered in pigs with hairdryers. At the end of the week, where you work excessive hours to pay for your tiny million dollar house (or still suffer with your parents as you can't possibly afford one), you might like a drink... That's harder than you think as the venues in the city drop like flies due to fun police enforcing knee-jerk early lockout laws to ensure you go home early on the unreliable irregular public transport like the lemming you are so you can do it all again next week, year after year.
Bruce: Why did you move to Queensland?
Robert: I used to live in Shiteny.
Bruce: Right. No explanation needed.
Robert: I used to live in Shiteny.
Bruce: Right. No explanation needed.
by Mountain/\Ash December 8, 2016
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When you incur heavenly wrath, it has been said by the Catholic churches forever (or at least the bits I listened to) that God will smite you. It's also commonly acknowledged that this smiting will be done with a bolt of lightning, if God's in a particularly stylish mood. So, you get struck by what? SMITENING!
Damn, I shouldn't have stolen that priest's car, or raped his wife. God's going to throw down some *ZAP* smitening. ....shit, that hurt....
by no.name November 17, 2004
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Pronounced 'shit-en-hell'
Pronounced 'shit-en-hell'
"Hey Joe! I broke my face canoe surfing with my robotic monkey, would you fix it for me?"
"Oh shitenhell Larry, This is the third time today!"
"Oh shitenhell Larry, This is the third time today!"
by Jabin Bastian February 27, 2007
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Get the Swiken mug.Dave felt shitenfreude when he saw his annoying coworker enter the stall that he just dumped two pounds of Mexican buffet into.
by jds2001 September 4, 2016
Get the shitenfreude mug.(n.) - the remains at the bottom of the toilet when the last flush was less than effective to exit the prior shit. Sufficient shit remnants to require a second flush.
(adj.) - describing a lifestyle that revolves around the timing of one’s bowel movements.
(adj.) - describing a lifestyle that revolves around the timing of one’s bowel movements.
I asked my wife to stop eating so much salad due to the rings in the toilet from shitentary settlement.
My shitentary lifestyle requires me to work from home most days.
My shitentary lifestyle requires me to work from home most days.
by SevenRoadie March 9, 2020
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