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De-swining

The act disinfecting (or otherwise decontaminating)areas that are possibly infected with the swine flu (aka H1N1)... or to disifect areas that have NEVER been exposed to swine flu, but are sanitied anyway as a precautionary effort.
Office Guy : "What is Allison doing??"

Office Girl: "Oh, nothing really, she is just de-swining the copier... and everything else in the office because she is stressin' over this swine flu pandemic!"
by ThatGirlFromTheOffice April 30, 2009
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shingling

The act of continuing to date a girl you want to break up with while you start dating a new girl. It usually occurs because you either don't't know how to break up with your girlfriend, or because you want insurance in case the new girlfriend doesn't work out. The period of overlap is like the way shingles overlap on a roof.
John's was shingling with Alice until he finds a way to break up with Mary.
by LV8x September 25, 2009
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shandling

noun.
The combination/shortening of the phrase "shipping and handling"
I can't believe the shandling on this product was $8.53!
by deathmuffin December 7, 2006
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big swinging dick

1. the financial industry's term for a rainmaker; a Wall Street executive who brings in enormous amounts of money for the firm, possibly because he has just screwed a customer.

An expression made famous by Michael Lewis in Liar’s Poker, published in 1989.

2. a mover and shaker in any organization

Calling some one a dick is an insult.
Calling some one a big dick is a bigger insult.
Calling some one a big swinging dick is a term of respect.

Not a nickname for a large gorilla named Richard.
But Dick Perle didn't want to be a mere influence peddler. He wanted to be a businessman, a venture capitalist, a Big Swinging Dick.
by mandingoe October 5, 2004
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Swiddling

Originally the act of piddling (urinating) while swimming, also has the meaning of aimless movement or time-wasting actions.
"I think someone has been swiddling in the pool again."

"We've spent the whole morning swidding around town now, can we go home?"
by swiddler August 13, 2012
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swinging sirloin

A fine example of a penis, usually a very long/thick one.
Well babe, that sure is some swinging sirloin ya got there.
by Karen Shelton September 12, 2007
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spandling

when you let your dogs out and wear sandles while wearing a studious piece of denim(pants)
sandles+pants=spandle
by candle+paperpack January 30, 2023
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