Swegles

1.)Word to describe the whitest person you know

2.)Military slang to describe an annoying all around buddyfucker

Damn there goes Swegles again, making an ass out of himself

by wefhw October 3, 2010

Swagless

Swagless: The Act Of Having No Swag, People who are not cool have zero Swag and therefore are swagless. All Martha's are swagless, even having zero hidden swag

Yung Flexx: WOW THAT MARTHA IS SWAGLESS!

Yung SHROOMZ: I KNOW ZERO SWAG EVEN NO HIDDEN SWAG

by YUNG FLEXX July 11, 2017

sweglet

Douchebag little kid dressed by his parents in OBEY Clothing, usually by hipster faggot parents who gave birth at 17 and living on benefits. The kid will grow up and eventually turn in to a swagfag.

16 year old faggot: "jus got pregnant wit ma bby sweglet init lolz"

Normal person: "Don't breed you smelly fucking slut"

16 year old faggot: "shut it u dont know my story"

by Mattyt3453 September 15, 2013

Smeagled

Smeagled v.
To be cornered and accosted by someone bearing a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagle in the book Lord of the Rings.

While attempting to leave the office Stacey was smeagled by her boss Maureen.

by Iam Jakerivers October 18, 2007

Swagless Steven

This is what you call a guy who exudes an extreme lack of confidence. Typically these people are extremely indecisive, especially when it comes to women, and constantly worry about crap that doesn't matter at the expense of their roommates or friends. Essentially they are the anti-swag.

Swagless Friend: "Hey man, Lindsey just sent me a text wanting to hang out tonight. What should I send back?

Cool Guy: "I don't know, if you want to hang out with her tell her to come over. Stop being such a Swagless Steven."

or

Swagless Friend: "Do you think my shoes match this cool v-neck I just bought?"

Cool Guy: "How about you stop being such a Swagless Steven, and wear what the f*** you want?"

by therealdeal66 August 28, 2009

Smeagle-Dwarves

Smeagle-Dwarves are mythical creatures that live in the basements of people who play World of Warcraft. Someone who plays World of Warcraft plays the game for 4-5 hours straight and sometimes even more everyday. They usually provide the WoW player with fruit rollups and mountain dew to keep the player well hydrated and fed. With out the WoW player, the Smeagle-Dwarves would not exist due to the fact that they would have no snacks to bring to the WoW player.

Hey, what were those small creature I just saw carrying mountain dew and fruit snacks?
Oh, you must mean my Smeagle-dwarves. His name is Steve.

by creead April 27, 2010

smeagle

The act of getting a blumpkin whilst watching Lord of the Rings.

wow, that chick was such a slut that she gave me a smeagle

by Brian H November 6, 2004