SHROOMZ

tiny mushrooms that grow on cow crap that make you see things that aren't there
-newfie shroomz own-
peace from newfoundland

newfoundland mushroooms

by hallucination November 25, 2003

shroomz

poisonous, sometimes psychodelic mushrooms that produce a range of undesirable effects. Delerium, confusion, depression, and altered senses are part of the mental spectrum. Physical symptoms can include fever, brain damage, heart, liver, and kidney damage, paralysis and sometimes death. The drug of choice of burned out stoners and homeless people who can't find any other way to get high.

"Bwahahah," drooled the dirty homeless man, "I taste green."

by DENCHtheMAN August 24, 2005

shroomzoom

An online video conference call when all participants have ingested Magic Mushrooms.

Our ShroomZoom was epic, Peter laughed his ass off and Jesse was hallucinating after ingesting 3 grams of mushrooms.

by TerrMan June 5, 2020

Shroom pong

'shrüm päŋ'

A game similar to beer pong. But, instead of beer, the Shroom pong cups are filled with Shroom tea.

Dr. Tripp: hey man, I just made a bunch of shroom tea
Me: we should play some Shroom pong
Dr. Tripp: Sounds like a plan!

by TheTallestPsychonaut March 9, 2023

Shroom nap

/SHro͞om nap/

(Noun)

When you eat a bunch of Magic Mushrooms, then take a nap right afterwards. By the time you wake up, you're tripping balls.

That Shroom nap was a great way to start my Tuesday. Now, it's time to go exploring...

by TheTallestPsychonaut June 21, 2021

shroomjak

The sole perceptible element of Kant's noumenal world through the lens of the human experience of reality which, though not confined to subjectivism, still morphs and moulds the phenomena of its external objective environment. Shroomjak breaks free from the shackles of human influence, and presents itself in pristine, unadulterated form; this consistency it maintains is an example of one of the few existing absolutes in the universe, along with the speed of light observed in any relative condition to an inertial observer. References to Shroomjak are only permissible when made in cloisters facing outwards onto a quad of any non-redbrick Oxford college.

"Golly-gosh, Trevor the philosopher, I've just finished reading Principia Mathematica- what a treat! Can't wait to move on to Critique of Pure Reason!"
"Bloody Mertonite. I suppose you'll be reading about Shroomjak in that case"
"Yes"

by Gil Oldham July 1, 2021

shroomery

The coolest website and community ever.

9 out of 10 ninjas prefer the shroomery over zen meditation and death from the shadows.

by Shroom-ism January 8, 2004