by James Olcott January 7, 2009
Get the swanning mug.Smaste-Ing. An adjective, to smaste. Typically brought on by an indulgence in narcotics, usually Marijuana.
Ideal places to smaste include trees, lagoons, beaches, parks.
Ideal items to test your smasting skills on include coke in a can, chocolate in wrappers, your own finger (NOT after placement in certain orifices) and cheese.
Ideal places to smaste include trees, lagoons, beaches, parks.
Ideal items to test your smasting skills on include coke in a can, chocolate in wrappers, your own finger (NOT after placement in certain orifices) and cheese.
by jayseven May 5, 2005
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1. To lose one’s breath and/or hyperventilate due to a sudden, acute and/or painful evacuation of the colon. 2. When you are out of breath from force-dropping a deuce.
Question: “Dude, were you just doing pushups in that bathroom... cause you’re like totally out of breath and your eyes are watering?!" (Out of Breath) Answer: "No... I’m just… SHANTING… that’s all… Best not… go in there… for 20 minutes.”
by Chris-Baby April 30, 2019
Get the shanting mug.The process of goin up the skirt, down though the underwear und up into the nether regions of a whore on the dance floor in a swan like action. Technique first originated by J.D.R. 8/01/08
by Tom556828 January 19, 2008
Get the Swanning mug.Parading up and down chic, fashionable streets, in constant posing mode, primping and posing for ohers to see and (hopefully)be jealous
Man, check out those bitches swanning up and down, they should sell of some their overpriced threads and invest in mirrors
by woiseau June 13, 2008
Get the swanning mug.Pointing out "less fortunate" people and laughing at their misfortune. Works particularly well when a disability is involved.
Me and Sammie went to the beach and it was full of tards. Perfect opportunity for a spot of Swanting
by MagneticMan November 8, 2011
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