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Swagnemite

Swagnemite is not a noun, neither a verbal or an adjective. Swagnemite is a nickname.

Swagnemite (Originally magnemite) is the youngest of three brothers, the other two being Magneton and Magnezone. Swagnemite at a young age thought bad of himself because he was to say the least, inferior to his brothers, at least in battle that is. He lived every day of his life in remorse, until a faithful singular day, where he got contacted by the illuminati. The illuminati wanted Swagnemite to work as a spy, why, might you ask? Well, who's less suspicious than a sad kid living his life in sad remorse?
After this, swagnemite began actively taking jobs from the illuminati, eventually earning a higher rank inside the group. In 2013, swagnemite was recognized as a well accomplished spy in the ranks of the illuminati. Some say that he's the inventor of the NSA, and secretly hacked the pentagon prior to 9/11. Post 2013, swagnemite joined the swag hype and began wearing a cap, hence the nickname Swagnemite.

Later this name has been dreaded and now serves as a word to replace "USA" in spy situations.
Person 1: Duuude, I think we're being watched by USA right now!
Person 2: Or even worse, swagnemite.
by WtfHax January 30, 2015
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swagnanamous

swag without defiance. having a certain swag or character that no one can put their finger on.
she walked into the party almost as if she were trying to be swagnanamous
by swagleader June 16, 2009
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Turn my swag on

To put on (donne) one's clothes and accessories, including jewellery, watches and general 'bling'.
Person 1: Yo nigga, you outa bed yet?

'Nigga': Yeah man, just got to turn my swag on then we can roll.
by Klushrio March 14, 2009
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Swagmoney

Swagmoney is a currency originated in 2012 in the United States of Swag, or USS.

Swagmoney can be accumulated by having massive amounts of swag.

Swagmoney can only be given to you by a Swag Officer, or the President of Swag.
Man I had so much swag that I got 5 Swagmoney!
by presidentofswag September 3, 2013
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swagotology

(not to be confused with swagtology): a scientific discipline, a subbranch of sociology rather, dealing with concepts, from a sociological perspective, related to swag, YOLO, YODO, and other issues dealing with either swag or modern teenagers.
While swagtology is the vox populii and non scientific ( in this case i.e done by the popular masses, for popular masses) study of swag and other related concepts, swagotology, IMHO, should be either a separate social science discipline or a subbranch of sociology.
by Sexydimma August 20, 2013
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Kokomi Sagonomiya

Kokomi is the hydro princess of inazuma
She is wonderful, beautiful, graceful and kind
She is amazing
We all love her
You know you love her
KOKOMI SAGONOMIYA!!!!
"Who is that? OH YEAH IT'S KOKOMI SAGONOMIYA!"
by KokomiSagonomiyascat January 12, 2022
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Tony Spagoni

A 120 year old female astronaut that dated Lawrence Exeter Jr. and forced him to pay her money.
Tony Spagoni is NOT a gay prostitiute.
by Tony Spagoni June 6, 2018
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