swaffle

the act of cock-slapping a girl or any other object, original word originated from Dutch culture

Sin told his girlfriend to close her get on her knees and close her eyes. She did and he swaffled her. She broke up with him.

by sinnyboy January 26, 2010

shwaffelen

To swing one's penis, making it bump against something. Of Dutch origin, shwaffelen was voted Word of the Year 2008 in the Netherlands.

"I was only half awake and didn't realise at first that I was being shwaffeled - yes shwaffelen!"

by CharlieCharles December 21, 2008

Swaffelcopfter

Whenever you swaffel with your masculin object, and rotate it like a helicopter, this is what they call in urban legends "swaffelcopfter".

Hanz, stop swaffelcopftering my sister, she is currently not in the mood.

by AJ Benza June 1, 2018

Swaffer

Seen in huge numbers August bank holiday weekend filling the streets of Clapham Common before, during and after SW4 festival. Definitely drunk, probably pilled up and likely to be from Essex. Average age of 24.

The female swaffer typically wears a face full of glitter And plastic gems.

‘Sorry I’m late Steve, it took me 3 hours to get from Clapham Common to Clapham North because of all the swaffers’

‘Who wants a swaffer sandwich?’

by Fionainlondon August 31, 2018

sjwaffel

When you take your penis and slam it against objects and persons

(Belgian translation)

i'm going to sjwaffel you!

by JarrzZz February 22, 2009

swaffeling

It means to bang your gentleman's sausage on the side of the Taj Mahal.

The only problem I do have here is that I am not allowed to use the word 'swaffeling'. - Jeremy Clarkson.

by CortezDevil December 11, 2021

Swaffle

To slap your dick across someone's face.

Tom gave Jill a swaffle during sex last night.

by Mad_Hatter1590 May 17, 2018