Walking really slow by moving your weight a little bit forward so that you'll move without putting an effort in it.
Cool guy: Hey there, SNAIL... YOU ARE SLOW
Idc: I ain't I Shaffel
When 2 or more people do it, it is called Shaffeln
Idc: I ain't I Shaffel
When 2 or more people do it, it is called Shaffeln
by Vipee April 19, 2010
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Beautiful,smart, sexy, gorgeous women can have what ever she wants . likes to dress to impress. Good hearted will do anything for her friends and family. Loves attention like to party has great taste in all areas.
"Saffire"
Wears only name brands,drives only BMW Mercedes Cadys
and dines out at only the best places
Wears only name brands,drives only BMW Mercedes Cadys
and dines out at only the best places
by rjmd February 5, 2010
Get the Saffire mug.Swaffeling is the way to drive the woman (or if you prefer man, such as some dubious characters) of your dreams to new unprecedented heights and fabulous moments of pleasure. Only men can practice this erotic expression (women also, provided that they are in the possession of sex toys).
The swaffel stands or falls with an important factor. The swaffeller must be in the possession of a so-called top-heavy penis. This means that the penis must not be fully stiffened, though it mustn't be soft either. Top-heavy is a state in which the penis hangs approximately horizontally, and it in which is possible to swing with the penis. Then, take the object to be swaffeled (by preference women's bottom, leg or breast) and slap it gently. Do not hit too hard to prevent bruises and broken bones.
History:
Adam and Eve appear to have done it, the Romans enjoyed it very much on their 40 years lasting journey through the desert, the Jews enjoyed it...
And then in the early middle ages, the noble art of swaffeling was lost. Many feared that the swaffel phenomenon had been taken away forever from mankind, however, on a booze-holiday in Blanes a group of youngsters rediscovered swaffeling, and even perfected it!
The swaffel stands or falls with an important factor. The swaffeller must be in the possession of a so-called top-heavy penis. This means that the penis must not be fully stiffened, though it mustn't be soft either. Top-heavy is a state in which the penis hangs approximately horizontally, and it in which is possible to swing with the penis. Then, take the object to be swaffeled (by preference women's bottom, leg or breast) and slap it gently. Do not hit too hard to prevent bruises and broken bones.
History:
Adam and Eve appear to have done it, the Romans enjoyed it very much on their 40 years lasting journey through the desert, the Jews enjoyed it...
And then in the early middle ages, the noble art of swaffeling was lost. Many feared that the swaffel phenomenon had been taken away forever from mankind, however, on a booze-holiday in Blanes a group of youngsters rediscovered swaffeling, and even perfected it!
Hebbben we weer lekker zitten swaffelen.
To be swaffeled.
To swaffel.
I swaffel, you swaffel, we swaffel.
To be swaffeled.
To swaffel.
I swaffel, you swaffel, we swaffel.
by Jan-Frans den Swaffelaer March 13, 2007
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Get the swaffeling mug.A swaffy is the little evil pixie villain who comes to you when you smoke weed laced with an unknown hallicinagin.
by Loving_Idiotism July 1, 2017
Get the swaffy mug.To take ones penis and slap backwards and forwards across a partner's face in a repetitive manner. Can result in eye injury.
by Captain Picards January 11, 2009
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