surprise

When you stand up after taking 3 sips from a drink and vomit all over the living room

I just puked everywhere surprise!

by besse92 June 5, 2011

surpriser

when someone looks like they have an average size dick but they are actually packing a python

Doug: How big do you think my dick is?

Blondie: Well I would think about 6 inches but you could be a surpriser.

by Dieselson41 March 12, 2014

The surprise

Where u fart in a disabled persons food and wink at them with no context while u hand it to them

Bro I just left that guy the surprise
Dam he gonna taste the best ass in New York

by Therapist support November 19, 2021

surprise

it means tell me now.

it’s a surprise, so tell me.

by hilolbyelol January 12, 2021

The Surpriser

The sexual act of slapping downwards on a female or males anus, with the back of your hand, hitting the butt-cheeks, while rebounding with your middle finger, right into the colon.

Shelby loves it when I give her the Surpriser. She loves getting a finger in the ass.

by Eth-an-ol June 4, 2010

Surprisement

Its is a word that discribes the action immediately after you are surprised!!

A Surprisement burp or a Surprisement fart.

by A.k.a bones December 19, 2011

Surprisement

n.
Ones surprise

He showed his surprisement when he exclaimed the phrase:
"fo' shizzle ma' nizzle my shizer is fux0red"
as he fell off the roof

by MoFoS October 11, 2003