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Sargon's law

Whenever an ideologue makes a character judgement about someone they are debating with, that character judgement is usually true about themselves.
SJW: 'You should always 'Listen and Believe' someone who claims to have been sexually assaulted'

Logical person: 'But what about due process and presumption of innocence? Surely if we always believe the victim then we are assigning guilt to the accused, just look at Duke & UVA to see why that is wrong!'

SJW: 'Wow, you're such a misogynist'

Logical person: 'And I expect that you have just proved Sargon's law'
by espook April 18, 2015
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Dutch Surgical Mask

The act of farting into one's hand(s) and placing over an unexpecting victim's face, making sure to cover both the nose and mouth.
*Note(Highly effective when combined with a Shart)
Tyler quietly eased himself into his sleeping sister's room. Sharted into his hand and placed it over her face and yelled "DUTCH SURGICAL MASK BEOTCH!!!"
by Casper79 March 22, 2008
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Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ

one of the most famous rulers of Iraq, who conquered the entire region and surrounding areas and made everyone his bitch and the entire region of Mesopotamia was at peace. His name means "the True King" in Akkadian
All hail king Sargon of Akkad - ܨܐܪܓܘܢ
by Assyrian guy November 30, 2009
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Rocket Surgery

(n) The hardest fucking thing imaginable. It's combining Rocket Science and Brain Surgery. Be careful while doing it.
Person 1: "Hey, could you help me with striking this Fresnel?"
Person 2: "Dude that looks like Rocket Surgery to me, hard pass."
by The7thComrade May 17, 2019
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sugondeez

come and sugondeez .
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achieving sargood

The act of sabotaging, whether intentionally or not, the goals of one's daily life in favour of extreme procrastination and dilly-dallying. This can include slaving away at the Keg for 9 hours straight, eating dinner/taking a shower for 2 hours and scrolling mindlessly through your Instagram feed.
Friend 1: Hey, have you seen Brian lately?
Friend 2: Nah, he's been achieving sargood.
Friend 1: That explains the incredibly stiff gelled hair. Thanks!
by achieve_peterson_4328490894 March 10, 2023
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