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surrogate girl/boyfriend

also called a pseudo-girl/boy friend

a close friend of the opposite sex that you spend a lot of time with and talk to often much the same as you would with a girl/boyfriend, though they never will become your girl/boyfriend due to factors such as, but not limited to: age difference, the other person being in a relationship, the other person living too far away, fear of ruining the friendship etc.

You will often to "date-like" things with them, such as: go to dinner and a movie, take them to a party to introduce them to your friends, or have them meet your parents. though you will never do other "date-like" things, such as: hold hands while walking, get/give a kiss goodnight, have them to a big family function like Christmas dinner etc.

can be a cause of grief and jealousy if one of the friends is in a relationship and their girl/boyfriend feels threatened by the surrogate friend.

NOT to be mistaken for a friend with benefits, there are no sexual conotations on a surrogate friend.
Bob: i feel so bad for Tim, he really likes Sharon but she's been with her boyfriend for 8 months now, so Tim really has no chance

Bill: i know eh, they go to movies almost once a week, and Tim always pays. And they went on that camping trip on the long weekend. If someone didnt know better, they'd think Tim and Sharon were going out

Bob: Tim only wishes that was the case. Poor guy is hung up on her bad. Sharon is like his surrogate girlfriend

*having a surrogate girl/boyfriend sucks
by pb foot May 18, 2010
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surrogate

1. One taking the place of another; a temporary successor.

2. Substitute.
1. A surrogate C.E.O. was appointed to the board on an interim basis.

2. A surrogate mother became the answer to the couple's desire for a child.
by James November 18, 2003
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Sur Ron

AKA Sur Ron X. Is an electric mountain bike that has a top speed of 45 mph. This bike works great for the city since it does not need tags or titles.
I took the Sur Ron out for a spin
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surrogate pussy

n.

An object or orifice that can pleasure a man's penis by mimicking many of the sensations of penetrating a vagina.

examples: ass pussy, mouth pussy, handpussy, tit pussy, pocket pussy, foot pussy etc.
When Butch became my prison cellmate, I offered to make him a fifi like mine, but he preferred to use my virgin asshole as his surrogate pussy, instead.
by NeverGonnaGetIt69 July 27, 2021
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SURROUNDED

The feeling you get when you are dealing with a bunch of idiots.
We drove by White Castle Burgers, I said "Let's get some White Castle" & they didn't stop... "SURROUNDED!!"
by MamaD August 31, 2013
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surround smell

when multiple people in a room fart around the same time, resulting in an exponentially worse smell coming from multiple directions
guy 1: ok who farted? guys 2 and 3: i did. guy 1: dang hittin me with the surround smell.
by kitchwatembo June 28, 2008
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