a fat lazy person who sits on the sofa watching American Idol, Survivor or some other shitty plot-less TV show and decides when seeing a big juicy burger flashed on the TV that they must get their fat potato-chip-eating ass into their single-occupant SUV and drive the quarter of a mile to the nearest drive-thru to have a couple super-sized burgers with fries and 4 milkshakes.
those suburbanites are always at the drive-thru
by Ben Dover January 19, 2004
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by Lo!s!er October 15, 2003
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Holly is a total suburbanista because she goes to the mall to get her nails done before picking up her son Bradford at soccer practice.
by lsequens January 3, 2009
Get the suburbanista mug.A person who lives a fabulous life in the suburbs and refuses to live in the city is referred to as a suburbanite. A suburbanite lives a glamourous life in the burbs, not having to worry about being robbed at gun point, stabbed, shot or being approached by homeless people. Suburbanite refers to someone living the life of luxury in the perfect suburbs.
Olivia: "Oh, where are you from?"
LaQuisha the city slicker: "I'm from Toronto, you?"
Olivia: "Ohh, thats nice ... I'm a suburbanite"
LaQuisha the city slicker: "A what?"
Olivia: "Sub-ur-ban-ite. It means I'm living the life in the suburbs"
LaQuisha the city slicker: "I'm from Toronto, you?"
Olivia: "Ohh, thats nice ... I'm a suburbanite"
LaQuisha the city slicker: "A what?"
Olivia: "Sub-ur-ban-ite. It means I'm living the life in the suburbs"
by suburbanite,duh March 4, 2013
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(a) whether you see the city and its surrounding area as one unit, and small towns and rural areas as another, OR
(b) whether you see the city, the surrounding area, and the countryside as three separate entities.
(a) whether you see the city and its surrounding area as one unit, and small towns and rural areas as another, OR
(b) whether you see the city, the surrounding area, and the countryside as three separate entities.
(a) Someone who lives in a small city, small town, or a rural area. These type of suburbanites are hicks who shop at Walmart and have never been to a city.
(b) Mega-rich snobs who moved from the city to an area 1/2 hr away because they feel the noise and "smell" of the city is beneath them.
(b) Mega-rich snobs who moved from the city to an area 1/2 hr away because they feel the noise and "smell" of the city is beneath them.
by Woodlawn September 30, 2004
Get the suburbanite mug.worthless suburbanite who comes to the city on weekends, hangs out at Fireside, then sits on curb at Dunkin Donuts at Clark and Belmont wishing he/she were cool enough and/or affluent enough to actually live in the area.
by Pegboy October 2, 2003
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