suburbanite 

a fat lazy person who sits on the sofa watching American Idol, Survivor or some other shitty plot-less TV show and decides when seeing a big juicy burger flashed on the TV that they must get their fat potato-chip-eating ass into their single-occupant SUV and drive the quarter of a mile to the nearest drive-thru to have a couple super-sized burgers with fries and 4 milkshakes.

those suburbanites are always at the drive-thru

suburbanite by Ben Dover January 19, 2004

suburbanite 

person who lives in the suburbs and is scared of the city; only goes to the city to work; usually middle class wasps

That suburbanite is fucking scared of the hood.

suburbanite by Lo!s!er October 15, 2003

suburbanista

a modern suburban housewife

Holly is a total suburbanista because she goes to the mall to get her nails done before picking up her son Bradford at soccer practice.

suburbanista by lsequens January 3, 2009

suburbanite 

A person who lives a fabulous life in the suburbs and refuses to live in the city is referred to as a suburbanite. A suburbanite lives a glamourous life in the burbs, not having to worry about being robbed at gun point, stabbed, shot or being approached by homeless people. Suburbanite refers to someone living the life of luxury in the perfect suburbs.

Olivia: "Oh, where are you from?"
LaQuisha the city slicker: "I'm from Toronto, you?"
Olivia: "Ohh, thats nice ... I'm a suburbanite"
LaQuisha the city slicker: "A what?"
Olivia: "Sub-ur-ban-ite. It means I'm living the life in the suburbs"

suburbanite by suburbanite,duh March 4, 2013

Suburbankat 

a hip kat from the greater north eastern area of the US, most likely a suburban area. generally logical down to earth and easy to talk to girl.

damn shes a crazy but coo suburbankat

Suburbankat by bob March 11, 2005

Suburbanized hillbillies

Hillbillies that have enough money to move out of the trailer park and into the suburbs but still have in their yards 15 cars that don't work, a bath tub with a transmission in it, and a stack of mattresses 6 ft tall with kids playing on them.

"Why the hell do they have all that junk in the front yard. Are they having a yard sale?"

"No, of course not. That's the stuff Billy Bob Joe is working on. They are suburbanized hillbillies"

Suburbanized hillbillies by Jgutta319 May 17, 2010

suburbanite 

Well the definition depends on
(a) whether you see the city and its surrounding area as one unit, and small towns and rural areas as another, OR

(b) whether you see the city, the surrounding area, and the countryside as three separate entities.

(a) Someone who lives in a small city, small town, or a rural area. These type of suburbanites are hicks who shop at Walmart and have never been to a city.

(b) Mega-rich snobs who moved from the city to an area 1/2 hr away because they feel the noise and "smell" of the city is beneath them.

suburbanite by Woodlawn September 30, 2004