Substitute PE teacher

the single most easiest paying job ever

The substitute PE teacher just told everyone to run around or some shit for the whole period.

by intrnashonalsuperstud June 5, 2009

subsistence farting

When someone farts just enough for only the farter to smell it, and no one else.

Similar to subsistence farming, but related to passing gas and not raising crops.

Person A: *frrt*

Person B: Did you just fart? Why don't I smell it?

Person A: I guess only I can smell it.

Person B: Thank you for subsistence farting!

by tinkarink December 12, 2021

subtistable

adj.) a combination word of submissive, autistic, and breedable.

choppeddubs is very subtistable.

by hyunjni October 10, 2023

Subtistible

Submissive, autistic, and breedable

I'm just very subtistible

by TinyPoo October 10, 2023

Substitweet

n. An assistant to a major celebrity who is responsible for keeping the celebrity Twitter page up-to-date.

Paris Hilton would NEVER say something like that. This must have been posted by her substitweet.

by Tagz June 8, 2009

substitute teachers

the best kind of teacher to annoy the hell out of

You should've been there! We threw papers, pencils..all over the place. We asked stupid questions like "Why is the sky blue" and crawled all over the floor. The substitute teacher couldn't do shit about it! ~ (Dirge)

by Dirge February 13, 2005

subsistence

1. Surviving on the bare minimum of what you need to live.

2. An active RuneScape clan with well over a hundred members and 35+ level 100's.

I'm barely subsisting on these supplies we have here...

Hey look, it's Clan Subsistence! They're going to destroy us in a clan war!

by ygfbv April 22, 2011