Stagging

The act of traveling back in time for the sole purpose of having indulgent sex with yourself.

I'll bet Doctor Who invented Stagging so he wouldn't need a sidekick.

by Hail Smoothie September 11, 2011

Stoggsworth

About or equivalent to the average time it takes to smoke one cigarette.

Devon:"Can you go to the liquor store on the corner and get me a box of tampons?"
Dylan:"For sure, I'll be back in a stoggsworth."

by Dylan Sharp May 18, 2008

Stoggers

A boomer streamer who cant speed run Minecraft and thinks everything is sick!

Dude, have you watched Stoggers?
yeah, his streams are sick, too bad he is a boomer!

by Nostra_ April 24, 2021

stoggie

Strange colloquialism for a Cigar.

He stood and smoked his Stoggie.

by Prof. Wormwood August 3, 2004

STAGGIN

Staggin is when a guy is looking to rut with other guys. It's a confident attitude inspired from being horny and manifests in the way a guy walks, talks and tries to pick up and take home other guys to have fun.

Bro 1 - "Hey buddy, are you going STAGGIN tonight?"
Bro 2 - "Absolutely! I'm so horny... I hope that cute guy is at the bar tonight!"

STAGGIN is synonymous with "I feel like ruttin something!"

by STAGGIN May 5, 2022

Stagger Lee

Stagger Lee is one bad mother fucker. His legend is eternal along with his presence (even though he was around in the 1930s). He bangs all sorts of gals, resulting in a blinding hatred from his disgruntled wife. She throws him out into the rain and the sleet, leading to him drowning his sorrows in The Bucket Of Blood.

He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.

Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.

1) Cardinal: "Here Matt, watch your asshole. It's common knowledge that Stagger Lee will climb over 50 pussies to get to one boy's fat asshole."

2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"

Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"

Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.

by Nick Cave August 15, 2010

stagg

having laid back fun or creating a really calming environment.

1. that was a really stagg party last night
2. Radiohead is a pretty stagg band

by Allyyyy September 6, 2007