strategically brilliant

The War Criminal in Chief’s typically grandiose self-assessment of his impulsive and ignorant decision to pull US troops out of Syria.

What I’ve done in Syria is quite frankly strategically brilliant; I know you don’t like it but Syria is mostly a lot of sand - and Vlady’s gonna really love me now!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

Strategic Bombing

When paragliding, it is the act of flying over large groups of people with your pants down and trying to hit them with your excrement.

John: "Hey, Bob, what are you gonna do this afternoon?"
Bob: "I'm strategic bombing a kindergarten class"
John: "Oh nice. So how's the family"
Bob: "Karen's doing well, and Billy is doing well in school"
John: "How's he doing?"
Bob: "He's almost out of kindergarten"

by !dlroW-olleH November 17, 2019

strudel noodle

A strudel noodle is a baker who uses unpopular fillings such as prunes, parsnips or rutabagas instead of baked apples or baked cherries.

Marmaduke was a total failure as a baker: he was a strudel noodle.

by Cranberry Bob April 17, 2020

butt strutt

when you have to shit and there is no bathroom around and you have to hold your ass cheeks together to hold in your shit.

"benjamin and i were running the marathon and i had butt strutt before i shit myself."

by coorreey August 16, 2006

junk strut

Walking in a sexually suggestive manner, with the intent to draw attention to a particular sexually-oriented body part.

1. Did you see her doin' her junk strut down the street, shakin' that ass?

2. Dude! Quit doin' your junk strut across the locker room and wrap a towel around yourself!

by trogers91 October 31, 2007

Strongsville Strudel

The Art of purchasing videgame systems and keeping it a secret from friends and family while simultaneously passing flatulence.

Person 1: You want to play PS2?
Person 2: Sure, let's invite (Person3).
Person 1: He's prolly playing PS4.
Person 2: He has a PS4?
Person 1: Not sure. I think he's pulling a Strongsville Strudel.

by Fred Botchko December 8, 2016

Apple Strudel BJ

The action of performing a blow job on ones penis with a pre-heated apple strudel. Also known as the slippery-slogan.

How it works ::

You must microwave an apple strudel for 10-15 seconds, no more. Once heated the opposing partner will then slip the warm apple strudel onto the erect penis of their partner. Once securely in place, the opposing partner then takes their mouth, wraps it around the apple strudel, which is on the erect penis, and performs a blow job by slipping the apple strudel back and forth. Once the erect penis hits it's climax and finishes the opposing partner must pull off the apple strudel with their mouth and eat it all. If the apple strudel is not full consumed after the fact, then it doesn't not count as an "Apple Strudel BJ"

That was one hell of an apple strudel bj

That was one slippery-slogan.

I would really love it if you gave me an apple strudel bj. You know? The good kind.

by taybag March 21, 2011