stronk tenk

A tank built by drunk Russians.

Damn, KV-2 is the stronkest of stronk tenks))))

by StronkTenk April 13, 2017

polan stronk

A way of saying "Poland is strong!" in Polandball speak "Engrish"

Jimmy:Hey dude! have you seen the new Polanball comic! Polan is so funny!
Dude: Yea i love when he says "Polan Stronk!"

by ZachG64 February 9, 2022

Stronk Food

Stronk Food is the best steam user in the world, if you want to add him as friend well do it. Stronk Food is very polite, if you want to play a game with him then just ask (the game has to be a game that Stronk Food and you have).

Oh Hello Stronk Food! That Stronk Food guy is very good at playing. Add meh as frend stronk food!!!!!

by strank faud June 1, 2018

russia stronk

This is used to say russia strong but with slav accent "stronk" often against capitalist pigs

-Here it says that the soviet union, even after such big invasion from Germany, they defeated them!
-Yes! Because russia stronk! *soviet union anthem plays*

by TheGuyWhoKnowsTheWay February 11, 2018

Stronk peen

A penis that can hold the heavens upon its head.

Damn that stronk peen be holding my Fatass.

by Stronkpeencreator September 13, 2019

Big stronk

When you're having a stroke and can't pronounce stroke and say big stronk.

That guy had a big stronk

by Onward_Raft May 14, 2020

Get stronk or get bonk

A common catch phrase known since the dawn of time. Usually used to tell someone to get strong otherwise they'll get their shit rocked

Ayo I'm going to the gym. You know what they say, "get stronk or get bonk"

Hell yeah man!!

by Stronk bonker January 10, 2023