stonks

you have good luck and everything turns out fine for you

Boss: Heres your money
Me: *Puts in wallet*
Me: *Goes back in time*
Boss: Heres your money
Me: Stonks

by not a dictionary September 9, 2019

stronk

It means you are strong, not in the normal way, but in the epic gamer way. Some people aren't as epic as others so you might not be able to understand, unlike us intellectuals.

person: i get all my abs from wii fit
me: stronk

by zoinks scooby August 28, 2019

stronkler

An individual with low, to no, intelligence, who sprouts opinions on all manner of subjects, despite a limited understanding of anything.

Opinions are presented as facts and are shouted rather than spoken. This is particularly evident when the stronkler is inebriated.

Justine's friend--- ' I can't believe Karl propositioned Justine last night?"
Justine's other friend---" Was that before or after his monologue on pregnancy and religion?
Justine and friends------Karl is such a fucking stronkler

by Reb Armstrong April 5, 2020

polan stronk

A way of saying "Poland is strong!" in Polandball speak "Engrish"

Jimmy:Hey dude! have you seen the new Polanball comic! Polan is so funny!
Dude: Yea i love when he says "Polan Stronk!"

by ZachG64 February 9, 2022

Stronk

A mispronunciation of the word "strong" which generally means the same thing. Originated in the game Heroes of Newerth, most likely from the player Ixoziel who used it extensively. Usually denotes a player who is doing well/ is difficult to kill or deals a lot of damage.

*Moon Queen kills 5 heroes*
Enemy player: Damn moon queen too stronk
Moon Queen: look at my items noob

by Nathonas April 27, 2013

stronken

adj: To be both drunk and high, from Dutch slang.

"I got so stronken last night, I must have smoked 3 joints and had 6 beers"

by cribbage May 18, 2003

Stronk

like s stroke, but from the perspective of the strokee. A sudden severe attack that paralyses the half of one's body, causing the strokee to lose his ability to attempt conventional conversation.

"The Bonds Name. James Name.

Pleased to.. What?
Bonds names the james.

Bames nond's having a stronk. Call a bondulance."

by Cloe Howse September 15, 2018