stroking on the stroke

When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.

Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.

Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.

by mong returns January 10, 2012

strobist

1. A person who habitually uses small, hot-shoe mountable electronic flashguns (or speedilights), off-camera to enhance the lighting quality of his or her photos. The off-camera flashgun is triggered by the camera using a sync cable or a wireless switch.

2a. More generally anyone who attempts to generate professional quality photographs by using portable, lightweight and (relatively) inexpensive lighting equipment, creatively.

2b. The philosophy that a person described in 2a. espouses.

4. The eponymous website that disseminates these ideas about light and lighting to anyone who is interested.

Definition 1: Bob's a strobist so his photos never have that DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles), mugshot feel to them.

Definition 2a: Tomorrow's photo shoot is only for the fleetfooted so I plan to use exclusively strobist gear.

Definition 2b: The moment I saw the strobist touch Rick had given to his tiny studio, I knew how he was getting his amazing results.

Definition 4: If you think you will make the cover with that gear, you better be hitting the strobist site some time soon.

by Jayant Ray April 7, 2008

stroking badger

Hand job given by someone with callus hands

I got a stroking badger last night and it tore my penis up!

by Badger girl May 12, 2016

Strokin the Moon

The act of jerking off during a full moon.

Don't try to call or get a hold of me on July 19th because I will be Strokin the Moon.

by JAZ_254 June 17, 2016

stroking

Usually said when a male is masturbating.

Hey, I'm stroking my balls.

by Mirosui August 26, 2005

strokin out

when a person has a stroke

after eating all those hotdogs that guy just started strokin out

by Pascoe May 6, 2006

Strobing

When two guys wearing only socks, build up static electricity and they share an electric bolt between their penis tips prior to touching. Pro tip: dark rooms prove visible electric transfer.

Wool socks and the dry winter air sets the perfect ambiance for strobing.

by Philhole November 2, 2019