Strain’n on the Jon

1.When you push too hard exporting whoppers and your hemorrhoid bunch splashs in the cold unforgiving depths.

2. When you’re planting a fence post and your chili ring becomes one with the surface of the water.

3. When you’re dropping a full house off at the pool, and an Ace slips outve your hole.
4. During the exportation of a Pringles can, you push so hard you divorce your gooch.

5. Sometimes mistaken for the sexual act of Jon Straining which is when you’re balls deep in your boy jon and he sneezes and almost cuts your Dick off with his turd cutter.

Bro: ahhh man dude… I had dump truck nachos last night and right in the middle of getting after some beav and I spent the night strain’n on the Jon.
Bromigo: sorry man, when’s the funeral for your taint?

by Cody Bustaloady July 30, 2021

Strain-cific infused

A joint rolled with flower and rosin, and or kief of the same strain.

Hey man, I just rolled Strain-cific infused joint using flower and rosin thats called Skywalker og.

by Shamajax July 1, 2024

shit strain vocals

Describes the vocal styling's of a singer who sounds like they're trying to have a shit whilst singing. This usually is put on in an attempt to sound like they are singing some real meaningful stuff.

Man! I can't stand Nickleback with their singers shit strain vocals.

by rynoplastered May 15, 2007

Ass Strain

The unfortunate and embarassing cramp like pain felt in both buttocks after vigorous exercise. It can make it difficult and time-consuming to walk down stairs or slopes. Most cases respond well to conservative treatment.

"Will got Ass strain after running up the hill too many times, that's why it's taking him ages to walk down"

"Will won't stop complaining about his ass strain"

" Harry doesn't get ass strain as he does loads of squats at the gym, and is a well conditioned lad"

by Baby fill it up January 24, 2012

Don't Strain Your Milk

Indicates a person is giving an exaggeration of required effort.

"If I have to drive you home, I'll need to go 3 whole miles out of my way!"

"Yeah, well don't strain your milk..."

by JettaC June 2, 2008

The Acacia Strain

The most brutally amazing hardcore band you will listen to. An intense and energetic live show and band members with a good sense of humor. Not to mention that sex appeal.

Listening to The Acacia Strain, you'll want to tattoo} their lyrics on you and dream about Vincent in your sleep.

by o sht kirstyn March 24, 2009

Wiipetitive Strain Injury

Well known repetitive strain injury caused by Wii Sports, best know is Wii Bowling syndrome.

Keef totally has a Wiipetitive Strain Injury from playing Wii all day.

by Fusajiro Yamauchi January 22, 2008