strabel

The act of writing-off a brand new vehicle and crashing into private property through driving under influence. Action is motivated through personal distaste in using public transportation or through financial security from rich parents.

"Dude, this time I won't save your ass while going home from the party.

"Relax, it's not like I was about to strabel or something."

by Teleboy June 25, 2020

stracciatoni

A pizza topping that's common everywhere except Domino's.

Give me a large pizza with half stracciatoni and half bandoli, please.

by Karlingtonius July 8, 2021

stragedy

a plan that has the conviction of forethought, but which is so disasterous it begs for hindsight before it is even implemented. A stragedy is often promoted as a strategy to hide the fact that it was conceived from rash and not rational action.

It was a stragedy for the robber to break into a store which sold CCTV cameras. (This actually happened)

It was stragedic thinking for the auto mechanic to weld a leak in the gas tank before he emptied it.

by Kevin Garwood July 3, 2007

strafe

To move sideways, usually for the purpose of dodging. A term generally used by FPS games.

Strafe to avoid getting hit by enemy fire.

by Draconio March 6, 2004

Stacey King

The greatest motherfucking commentator to bless Chicago crowds. Is responsible for making anyone who plays for the Bulls seem better than they are, except for Michael Carter-Williams.

Jimmy: "Bro, that Bulls game last night was Stacey King-ed the fuck out of, I almost forgot we are not going to make the playoffs!"

by JimmyGiantHead June 8, 2017

Stacey Dash

Someone who is clueless

That girl is so Stacey Dash, she can't boil water.

by Nev Nizzle December 30, 2018

brick exit strategy

The plan a retailer makes when it decides to close its doors to the public and move exclusively to the web.

"Either we come up with a good brick exit strategy or we're done."

by SF Dave May 20, 2008