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Stoic

A person who chooses to express no or little emotion, even in extreme situations. Considered to be surprisingly intelligent as well as beautiful. Also can be seen randomizing the streets on a regular basis.
Even though his hair was on fire, the stoic continued to play chess undaunted.
by 7 June 23, 2003
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Stoicism

Guy: I fucked yer mom
Stoic: Ok 🗿
Those with stoicism likely don't give a fuck
by DShK December 31, 2022
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Stoic Beatbox

The Stoic Beatbox is no ordinary child.
It has multiple genitalia, two vaginas to be exact.

One in the front and one in the back (No Anal Glands) So yes, that means it defecates out its 2nd vagina.
Hence, it has no testicles.
This explains its ability to sound like a woman. Because it is in fact a transsexual.

Stoic usually will concur that it is the best at everything and makes outrageous claims and insults that would only make sense to an autistic pre schooler. When it attempts to beatbox and attempts an Inward K it sounds like the equivalent to a bowling ball being dropped onto a baby seal, and its technicality sounds like a tornado of rusty nails hitting an old folks home.
The Stoic may be plagued by Narcissistic Personality Disorder and a defect that makes semen produce from its lactation glands (Nipples)

The Stoic is a lonely child with a face resembling Smeagle with ginger cornrows and a rainbow handle bar moustache and stretched ears with Hello Kitty plugs.
The Stoics future career will likely consist of tons and tons of men using their cocks as hammers on his face.
Stoic Beatbox; (beatboxing)

Man; What kind of fuckery is that!

Stoic Beatbox; Dude, you wanna battle, fight meh bro!

Man; What is wrong with you kid..

Stoic Beatbox; Nothing I am just a God. Watch yourself you imbecile, Your inevitable defeat is looming.
by Necrobotics October 31, 2013
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Static

There's a problem or he/she have beef.
''Sis, is there static?'' "Don't get static with me!''
by bbykirby November 16, 2018
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stoichiometry

The reason that we ALL fail Chemistry......

A word usually fallowed by the phrase "you'll get it, your smart"
What the hell is stoichiometry
by DARKSHOCK June 3, 2010
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Butters Stotch

a fictional character from the television series, South Park. He was supposed to be like those 80s sitcom characters.
Butters Stotch's first episode all about him was in season 5.
Butters Stotch is my favorite character in South Park!
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Fucking Statics

The term of endearment given by all students of statics after the first exam.
twenty seven blanks, and if you get one wrong, It's all wrong FUCKING STATICS!

I just spent two hours on one problem with the solution guide and unlimited answer attempts. I still haven't gotten it. FUCKING STATICS!
by Balphius October 4, 2010
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