The guilty pleasure of showing off an over-abundance of closets, cabinets and drawers to a friend who struggles to find room in a smaller living space.
Showing Lisa our new house with his-and-hers closets, hollow window seats and cabinets around the washer and dryer was equivalent to storage porn.
by BoredRedhead June 17, 2013
Get the Storage porn mug.Storage as a computer medium to hold/keep files and information. Lag as in "to be slow". LAG Storage is a virtual storage, as where a person stores infomation/files/data in lag. This lag is created where computer A sends the data to comptuer B...and then B sends it back to A, forming a continuous loop of transmitted data. While the data is being transferred in the loop, the data is technically being stored. One of the comptuers can section off the data and contain it for viewing, and when finished send it back along its way. Slower connections tend to yield more storage space in theory. Only compter A and B can piece back together the data to read because of the code, making it secure.
Your computer is so slow, it can be used for LAG Storage. I had to keep the file in LAG Storage so the police would not catch onto me.
by Attack Frog (56th ARG) July 4, 2005
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a descriptive word that means awesome, toothsome, amazing, and totally bad apple. when referring to something as storage, be sure not to create a situation where the listener thinks that something is being described as a vessel. one should never refer to a woman as "storage".
tim: young blood, did you catch the community episode last night?
jim: oh no doubt, that school is so storage, i wish i went there.
jim: oh no doubt, that school is so storage, i wish i went there.
by toothpastez October 2, 2011
Get the storage mug.One guy says 'Hey check her out !' ...and the other guy says ' awww forget it man, she's a wet box in storage'
by roginnebraskaville September 14, 2011
Get the Wet Box in Storage mug.A reality TV show starring stand-up comedian Shaun Kelly, in which "abandoned" storage lockers are auctioned off to the highest bidder, with the bidders usually staying the same throughout the series. It achieved particular popularity in the UK on the TV channel Dave, on which a domestic version eventually aired.
"I can't understand a word of what Shaun Kelly actually says on Storage Hunters. It's all just RRRABADARRRRABADA to me."
by LucarioIzumi July 22, 2016
Get the Storage Hunters mug.A semi fraudulent method of selling goods (usually for trading cards but can apply to the equivalent). The seller will state that items are raw and ungraded/unsearched but in reality, they have been searched but the seller 'plants' better quality items in what is purchased in the hopes that the buyer will be exultant regarding the find. (Similar to Storage Wars tactics).
Person 1: I got 1000 trading cards for twenty dollars! I even found a three dollar rookie card in the mix!!!
Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred
Person 2: Twenty dollars for 999 commons and one 3 dollar card? You were Storage Warred
by CryHavoc August 17, 2019
Get the storage warred mug.Storm, Dark Lord of All is infant son of Craig Owens and his girlfriend Sophie in the "Doctor Who" episode "Closing Time". His real name is Alfie. The Doctor can understand what he's saying. According to The Doctor, he calls Sophie "Mum", Craig "Not Mum", The Doctor "Also Not Mum" and the rest of us are "peasants".
After the episode "Closing Time" aired, Stormageddon became an Internet meme in the vein of Chuck Norris jokes, like "Stormageddon simply crawls into Mordor" or "Stormageddon once used Chuck Norris as a rattle."
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