stonking

massive, huge, painful

ive got a stonking headache

by devilboy December 03, 2004

Stonks

The act of pretending you made some sort of profit out of a useless trade

When you up to your own post on Reddit:
"Stonks"
Buy 1 for the price of 2 and get 2 for the price of 1:
"Stonks"

by DankStonks June 18, 2019

Stonking

Fucking awesome

Oh my fucking god! Did you see that girl's stonking great tits?!

by urbanrodeo October 04, 2008

Stonk

Crypto-currency used by few, out Purchased by bitcoin.

Tom: Hey have you baught any Stonk yet?
Jim: nah they are to pricey

by Stonk Investor March 05, 2018

Stonk

Used to address a messy person/situation

Oh what a stonk mess!

by Vee Vee November 06, 2009

Stonks

1998 Yahoo: Refuses to buy Google for $1 Million
2002 Yahoo: Realizes their mistake, tries to buy Google for $3 billion, Google wants $5 billion, Yahoo says no
2008 Yahoo: Refuses to be sold to Microsoft for $40 billion

2016 Yahoo: Sold to Verizon for $4.6 billion
CEO of Yahoo: Stonks

You gonna get stonks

by BEEMOVIE September 19, 2019

Stonks

Stonks

hey Nigel you gonna invest in my Stonks

by Nigel cone November 15, 2019