Steak

Meat. Fucking Meat. The Fucking Meat. The Best Fucking Meat. The Best Fucking Meat Ever. I love Steak. The last steak you ate was probably a cow's ass that had been burned. Steak is better than all of that cock a doodle shit. Who the fuck eats chicken? Bacon is ok, but burnt pig is not as good as burnt utter, I mean cow. Don't even get me started on fish. It smells like my grandma's ass after taking a shit. Bugs. Fuck bugs. People who eat bugs are Karens. They taste like shit because... well... they are. Steak may also be defined as... Nevermind. I don't know what to say so... Fuck. Shit. Karen. Cheese. Dick-Doodle. Cock-doodle minus the doodle.

I like having Steak... *licks lips*

by Mr. Not Gay Man March 03, 2020

Steak

Steak. It's just steak but it's not just steak. It literally means steak but it's not just steak.

"I can't wait to eat steak with you"

by megathot December 15, 2019

to steak

Verb: to flop/slap a body part or body flesh, like a raw steak flopping/slopping onto somebody else, in an inappropriate manner and place

Example 1:

Guy 1: Dude, that chick last night bit my dick.

Guy 2: Did you steak her?

Guy 1: Of course!

Example 2:

Guy 1: You know that chick Cindy?

Guy 2: Yeah?

Guy 1: She loves it when i steak on her!

Guy 2: That's awesome!

Example 3:

Guy : You have to steak that hoe!

by Ryzaa March 11, 2010

steaks

A Person who is so skinny , you feel liek locking them in your basement and feeding them steaks so they gain weight

Yo that girl is so skinny shes steaks

by Anthonyj May 16, 2006

Steak

An attractive and muscley man

Girl on a Marine base:
Look at all these steaks.

by Cousin pud April 14, 2017

Steak

a slab of cut animal parts, more then likely cow or lamb meat from the rump or shoulders

"a quarter pounder steak"
"whats left of the biotch andrea once i get a switch"

by evil weevil of doom May 03, 2003

Steak

A male that has an over inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intelligence, behaving ridiculously in front of society with no sense of how moronic he appears.

Use in a sentence: Hey babe, get a load of this steak's Nike Shox and pink Hollister shirt, what a douchebag...

Key indicators of being a steak:

Constantly wears running shoes, live strong bracelets, pink popped collared shirts that are 2x too small, or affliction shirts. If you are over the age of 25 and rock Hollister or Abercrombie, Chinese lettering or tribal band tattoo on/around bicep, wear Oakleys, use a tanning bed instead of the sun, or in a Frat, you are steak.

by AllstarSuperstarRockstar September 14, 2010