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Statesman

A very cheap male prostitute who is a majority of the time servicing gay costumers.
That is the cheapest price a statesman has ever charged for a private dance.
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satanism

Satanism is very different from the worshipping of the Christian Satan, or demons. It's an atheistic philosophy of life, celebrating man's carnal instincts, and not to supress your indulgences. Anton Szandor LaVey was the first person to give this way of living a life, and he chose Satanism. If Satanism has nothing to do with the Devil or demons, why does it have the word Satan in it? Satan is a symbol for indulgence, for what other people perceive as "evil". We believe that man is God, so birthdays are the most important of the Satanic holidays. The other Satanic holidays are the Solstices, and Walpurgisnacht (Hallow's Eve). The symbol of Satanism is the pentagram, with the head of Baphomet in it. There are nine Satanic statements, and eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth. The Satanic Bible was released in 1966, written by LaVey. It contains the books of Satan, Lucifer, Belial, and others. As well, it contains the Thirteen Keys, translated by LaVey himself. So, in short, forget what people tell you about Satanism. It's not doing drugs, killing children, or sacrificing animals, it's a celebration of indulgence and man's body.
"dude, you worship the Devil!"
"no, I practice Satanism"
"same thing!"
"go read the Satanic Bible, you ignorant wretch of a human being"
by Satanic_Wrath November 17, 2006
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United Statesmen

One who is born in the United States of America is defined as a United Statesmen, just as one who is born in Canada a Canadian and one who is born in Mexico is a Mexican. All Canadian, Mexican and a United Statesmen can be called Americans.
1) A person born in any of the 50 states of the United States of America is a United Statesmen.
2) A person born in Canada is not a United Statesmen.
3) A person born in Mexico is not a United Statesmen.
4) An American can be Canadian, Mexican, or United Statesmen.
5) A United Statesmen is specific to its region of North America.
by Sds September 18, 2012
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stateist

a person or a state that is discriminatory against another state they don’t care for. Becoming popular with corona going around; states are stopping certain states when they see their license plates.
I can’t believe Rhode Island is being so stateist by stopping every NY, NJ, and CT plate they see at the border.
by pink puffy penguin May 10, 2020
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statesmeilo

Statesmeilo is an amazing editor!
by Statesmeilofp October 15, 2021
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Stanism

Stanism is a medical diagnosis for a retard who is to obsessed with a person or person in the media.
Many people have been diagnosed with stanism ever since a popular creator has Rose to popularity. An example of this is dream.
by DEFAULT0101011 December 29, 2021
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Studenism

(n). stoo-den-ism
Using a person only for their intellectual abilities to get your work done, an advantage over other students, a better understanding of the material, and/or better grades.

(v) To improve oneself's grades and to lessen one's schoolwork by using a more studious student to do your work for you.
Henry comes up to Bob (straight-A student) and asks him for help on the homework, but then pressures Bob a bit to get him to do his homework and also help him on the test.
John comes up to Bob: "Dude you just got Bob to do your work for you! That's studenism."
Henry: "John I didn't studenize Bob, chill."
by #Studious March 23, 2022
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